Comments | roxy_fondue: can i dress you up in my love?

roxy_fondue

can i dress you up in my love?

Aug 23, 2006 13:41

my clothes are tight and i am bloated like the udders of a hormone-infused cow. hurrah for being a woman! please extract my uterus! thanks! come again ( Read more... )

shopping, baking, work, magazines

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trinity899 August 23 2006, 17:53:34 UTC

I. Hate. Buying. Pants.

paper_wings August 23 2006, 17:55:58 UTC

me too! it's got to be the most unbearable of all shopping activities - and almost every woman hates it, so I have to wonder... WHO are all of those pants out there made for, what kind of body? cause it seems like NO woman actually has that body!

ooo5 August 23 2006, 17:59:55 UTC

Word word word. You said that more eloquent than I ever could etc. It's a mystery.

paper_wings August 23 2006, 17:56:52 UTC

damn, your co-workers are lucky!! no one brings in anything around here. i used to bake and bring in stuff at my old jobs, but since no one else does it here, I feel weird.

roxy_fondue August 23 2006, 18:04:53 UTC

yeah, no one does it around here either. occasionally people will have a bag of chips they are sharing or whatever, but i am the only baker in these parts. maybe it's because we are both located in urban centres where employees are too busy taking public transit and smoking cigarettes in dirty bars to have time to bake?

paper_wings August 23 2006, 18:30:05 UTC

that totally it - maybe I should bring in booze and cigarettes instead?

roxy_fondue August 23 2006, 18:35:19 UTC

they would probably appreciate that more, the drunken louts!

thesnowyday August 23 2006, 18:25:03 UTC

nothing makes me feel more like a big fat cow that buying pants. ugh. put it off as long as possible, I say!

herownlagoon August 23 2006, 18:31:32 UTC

ditto.

have you seen the what not to wear where the girl has ONE pair of work pants that she wears everyday, and they ripped so she safety-pinned the entire seam?

i need to go on that show.

roxy_fondue August 23 2006, 18:36:46 UTC

i almost cried when i realized my chub rub had weakened the inner seam of my only pair of black pants to the point where they ripped.

even a safety pin couldn't save it. the thought still fills my heart with sadness.

herownlagoon August 23 2006, 18:39:23 UTC

ah, chub rub: a problem that has plagued me literally my whole life. i have sewn fabric patches on the inner thigh area of jeans because my chub rubs the denim bare.

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ooooner August 23 2006, 18:33:07 UTC

I feel extremely large today also so you are not alone. Definitely wait until a skinny-feeling day to go shopping. Otherwise, if you're like me, you just feel like crap trying on clothes. :\

roxy_fondue August 23 2006, 18:38:29 UTC

i hate it when i feel bloated AND hungry at the same time. usually i just feel bloated AFTER eating. where is the fun of feeling bloated WHILE eating?

i swear, this whole "woman" thing is entirely overrated.

gutter_grrl August 23 2006, 19:12:16 UTC

"Hear, hear!" says the menstrual one.

I have to say, if you brought butter tarts into my office, I'd probably propose, too.

roxy_fondue August 23 2006, 19:48:26 UTC

and i would accept!

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from sars anonymous August 23 2006, 20:44:33 UTC

i don't know if you are still in your office or not, but let me say that now would be a good time to buy pants.... if they fit now they will ALWAYS fit. then you don't have to go through that ackward "i can only wear sweatpants" week. :)

i will write you a longer email later re: boogies thong, james, how i am somehow finding dr.will attrative,niagara gaylege (ooops, i guess i have to go there first to call it that) and your bday. (wow, so many things to cover!)