i find "are you depressed?" commercials to be hilarious.


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1. the new Justin Timberlake album!

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dudes, last night there was a BLACK BEAR roaming around the u. district!! that's like, the 10th bear to wander into a western washington residential area in about a week!! what the fuck is up with the bears?!?! i'm scared to go to the grocery store!! i actually might run into a bear!!!!


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chelsea: dude, when that girl has a couple dicks in her mouth she really looks like britney spears!
landon: y'know, a lot of girls do.

dudes! i want an english bulldog soooo bad!! picture this dog:


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man alive. i just finished babysitting a 6-month old, and i am exhausted. the only thing i don't like about babies is thta they cannot tell you what the fuck they want. phew ( Read more... )

i just took the online jeopardy test, and i am very nervous.

last night i realized that for the most part i am attracted to men that look like they haven't bathed for three days, and have strong eyebrows. what evolutionary need does that fulfill? maybe my body thinks they have been hunting and haven't had time to bathe? and that their well-formed eyebrows keep sweat out of their eyes, so they can see lots of ( Read more... )

they are going to have to take down the wall to get to the pipes. fuck. fuck. fuck.

i can get my rent reduced for this, can't i?

i just saw the rockettes on the today show. did you know that those bitches are even more boring than that "dude building a log cabin in the woods" show on pbs? WOW!! i think i just died inside a little. i'm all for institutions and traditions and shit, but fuck! that shit is obsolete! can you imagine living in a time when some gams and a little ( Read more... )