As I always listen to everything Anderson Cooper says, I went to liveto100.com and took a life expectancey test. These are the results
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Well, I'm depressed because this is my result: Your calculated health span is 84.5 years.
While I don't smoke, drink, have crazy sex or even eat meat it's still lower, because even though I don't eat meat I'm having an affair with starchy bread products. :[ Also it doesn't help that I'm stressed out, have screwed up sleeping patterns and I'm a lazy ass.
I need to get with the program, because I want to at least make it to my nineties, if not 100. Damn it Anderson, if anyone can kick me into shape by being ashamed of myself, you can.
Leave it to Anderson to make us all want to get in shape and live to be cetegenarians. But you know, I love bread just like you. And Damn it! If i have to live without bread, there'd be no point to living. I think I'm only going to live to 89 because there were some people in my family who lived past the 90 year mark. And though i sleep 3-5 hours a night, I sleep extremely soundly. Do you wake up frequently? That Anderson Cooper! How dare he motivate me to get up off my ass!
I used to sleep extremely soundly, but for the past year I have the worst case of insomnia. I can't sleep much at all or if I do it takes me forever to go to sleep. I could probably go get some medication for it, but I hate to be on medication, I can't explain why.
Seriously, He's just supposed to be there to give me the news and to entertain me with his snarkiness. I did not sign up to have him remind me that I'm a lazy ass, I want a refund. not really.
Livejournal isn't emailing me comments anymore so I didn't even know you had replied, I just came to your journal by chance and saw you had. wtf livejournal? The whole internet hates me now.
it's terrible that you have insomnia. That's why you'll die before me. ;)jk Have you tried tea, hot baths before bed, warm milk (if you're not lactose intolerant), listening to music on a sleep timer, watching tv on a sleep timer, reading a book that's boring...I've got a lot of home cures... The internet hates us all. Technology is evil. Everything's going to become the Matrix...I've actually never seen that movie
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Your calculated health span is 84.5 years.
While I don't smoke, drink, have crazy sex or even eat meat it's still lower, because even though I don't eat meat I'm having an affair with starchy bread products. :[
Also it doesn't help that I'm stressed out, have screwed up sleeping patterns and I'm a lazy ass.
I need to get with the program, because I want to at least make it to my nineties, if not 100. Damn it Anderson, if anyone can kick me into shape by being ashamed of myself, you can.
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Seriously, He's just supposed to be there to give me the news and to entertain me with his snarkiness. I did not sign up to have him remind me that I'm a lazy ass, I want a refund. not really.
Livejournal isn't emailing me comments anymore so I didn't even know you had replied, I just came to your journal by chance and saw you had. wtf livejournal? The whole internet hates me now.
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Have you tried tea, hot baths before bed, warm milk (if you're not lactose intolerant), listening to music on a sleep timer, watching tv on a sleep timer, reading a book that's boring...I've got a lot of home cures...
The internet hates us all. Technology is evil. Everything's going to become the Matrix...I've actually never seen that movie
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