[private to Bret]
Gather round, a story I have for you-oo
Oo-oo-oo, it's about a quest and the dragon I had to slew.
Oo-oo-oo, uh oh!
I ventured forth one day-ay!
My sword was drawn to slay-ay!
I saw him come my way.
And his head was high,
And his skin was green.
The scariest thing I ever have seen.
I know I'm brave but
I'm telling ya, gee,
My teeth began to chatter.
My nerves of steel had started to rust.
I turned and ran and said, "Eat my dust!"
I'm history!
Look at me,
I joined an adventure too-oo.
Oo-oo-oo, I have my weapons out, so scared that I'm turning blue-oo.
Oo-oo-oo, uh oh!
I looked around and uh oh!
I heard a sound and uh oh!
I saw him standing there!
And his head was high,
And his skin was green.
The scariest thing I ever have seen.
I know I'm brave but
I'm telling ya, gee,
My teeth began to chatter.
My nerves of steel had started to rust.
I turned and ran and said, "Eat my dust!"
I'm history!
(This part is for the dragon)
Hey, where is everybody going?
Just because my smoke's a'blowing?
So she's woman, and I'm a dragon,
Can we just be friends?
Everyone is always so scared of me.
I just want someone to be my buddy.
I know I'm scary,
But please Miss Cherry,
Won't you be my friend?
(This is my part again)
Though I came to kill my prize,
All I see in those dragon eyes,
Is a friend I couldn't despise
If I tried.
So I said, "You're my friend until the day I die!"
So his skin is green...
And his head is high...
Come out and meet my friend and I!
And his head is high,
And his skin is green.
The scariest thing I ever have seen.
But now I know he's really not mean.
He's just a friendly dragon.
He's my buddy, pal, mate, chum, friend.
My dragon!