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Aug 04, 2009 01:21

Greetings, fellow tree abductees!

Let's get right down to it, shall we?

Money.

You need it, and you need it bad. But lay your fears to rest, for Barney Stinson is here to help.

My colleagues and I are offering, for a limited time only, personal loans with no introductory fees.* That's right. We're practically giving it away until we come ( Read more... )

tails, npc: river royal, derek rayne, demyx, cordy estwynde, npc: zosima, barney stinson

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melodyofwater August 4 2009, 01:41:59 UTC

I have no idea what you're talking about.

go_for_barney August 4 2009, 01:59:59 UTC

Seriously? Opportunity, my friend.

i seriously don't think he'd know melodyofwater August 4 2009, 02:01:12 UTC

What's a loan?

Re: i seriously don't think he'd know go_for_barney August 4 2009, 02:12:25 UTC

Let's say there's something you want to buy, but you don't have any money. But I have money, and I'll let you borrow some if you sign a binding contract promise to pay me back. Easy.

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2tailedtagalong August 4 2009, 02:09:12 UTC

Don't you need to pay back the money plus some?

go_for_barney August 4 2009, 02:49:17 UTC

Sure, but only a little bit. Like, fifty percent. Just to make sure I have enough to give loans to more people, and so I can amass personal wealth at your expense maintain the business.

2tailedtagalong August 4 2009, 02:59:31 UTC

That would be a first.
But I'll think on it if this place needs a repair person.

red_dust_rising August 4 2009, 02:12:10 UTC

Well, the cultural diffusion had to happen sometime.

go_for_barney August 4 2009, 04:22:11 UTC

Hey, these people would have figured it out eventually. I'm just giving them a leg up. Helping their society grow.

I'm like a prophet. The prophet of profit. I kind of like that.

cordy_estwynde August 4 2009, 02:56:37 UTC

I'm considering opening a tavern.

If you don't try to choke me with interest, I'll give you your own table I'll name a drink after you. And you can get one free when you visit.

go_for_barney August 4 2009, 03:50:26 UTC

One drink? We'll have to talk about THAT.

I'm listening.

cordy_estwynde August 4 2009, 04:00:27 UTC

There are three reasons that opening a tavern would be a great investment:

1) It's been proven that demons enjoy drinking. Yes, it's true that there's already a tavern open but there is quite the conglomeration of different worlds represented among the tree babies, and I think the plethora of new drinks that we could offer would be incentive to draw in the crowds.

2) Demon food is absolutely terrible. If I had a kitchen, I could hire a cook and that would benefit everyone.

3) I would be able to offer several of the tree babies employment. I'd need a few people in the kitchen, another hand at the bar, and probably a couple of people to clean. We get jobs, we can contribute wages to the other shops in town, everyone wins.

go_for_barney August 4 2009, 04:31:02 UTC

I absolutely agree that a tavern would be a good investment. I've always wanted to own a bar!

We'll need to hammer out the terms, but I think we can come to an arrangement that's mutually beneficial.

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