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Jan 24, 2010 16:02

Who: Ariana, Jemaine, and Bret
What: Iguanas are a girl's best friend?
When: Sometime Thursday
Where: Bret and Jemaine's place

i don't know what it is, but it sounds awesome! )

bret mcclegnie, ariana matthews, jemaine clemaine

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posinglikeaswan January 25 2010, 00:39:14 UTC
Oh, thank God, she wasn't deterred by the fact he was limping and holding the iguana out by its neck. Jemaine happily and enthusiastically placed the belligerent reptile into Ariana's outstretched hands and held up a finger, starting for his bedroom door and slamming it shut.

"There, now you can't get at it," Jemaine grouched, crossing his arms over his chest. "Dumb iguana."

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eyeofthepsychic January 25 2010, 00:47:40 UTC
The iguana seemed to like Ariana a little better than Jemaine, at least, though it might have just been nervous around someone new. The girl gently held it in her hands, trying not to startle because she knew startling any animal was usually not a good idea. "Why does Iggy like your guitar?" Yes, she had already named it.

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weedyshyguy January 25 2010, 03:35:32 UTC
Bret watched the exchange silently. He was glad that Jemaine was free of the iguana who seemed to hate him so, but he had to feel a little bad for it. It really liked the bass.

"Well," Bret interjected, "when I found the bass in the tree the iguana was wrapped around it. Maybe it thinks the bass is its home?" It seemed possible. An iguana with a mobile home. Oh, that was actually kind of funny.

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posinglikeaswan January 25 2010, 17:14:38 UTC
Jemaine scoffed. "I don't care if it thinks the bass is its home or its boyfriend, it can stay away. It nearly bit my leg off." He looked down and groaned at the blood dotting through his trousers, rolling up the material quickly and whining at the bite mark over his calve.

Flipping iguana.

Jemaine shot Ariana a sidelong look. "Iggy?" She was worse at naming animals than Bret was.

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eyeofthepsychic January 25 2010, 17:21:19 UTC
Aww, it was sad that Jemaine wouldn't let Iggy have his home. Maybe Ariana could get an iguana box, and put a long thing on it, and string. She could pretend it was a bass! Whether or not the iguana could, well... that didn't occur to her.

She looked over at Jemaine and smiled. "Yes. Iggy. That's his name now."

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