In which there are reprobates, The Stick of Insanity, and no sexy pictures...

[rowana]

So! Last weekend life was filled with reprobates. I felt that it deserved a journal post, and sat down to write it, when my home was suddenly invaded by adorable little demented children. They screamed. They climbed over me. They pulled my hair and poked my parrot. I think he's been scarred for life. I know I have been

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[appellations]

O wordy Ro you are A+++ hilarious! I burst out laughing at your sisters comments about porn and sexy photos my siblings thought I was crazy. I love the stick of insanity. You realise though, that I will never see umbrellas the in same way ever again :P

[rowana]

:D Rain! I still can't believe you're going to be coming here. Maybe we can get a Stick of Insanity for you too? (You're going to need an umbrella, after all :) ).

[appellations]

AWESOME! We should all have our own sticks of insanity! Then when (I say when and not if :D) we meet up we can pretend we are knights and lance people with them. Yay! I can't wait to go over!

[willow_41z]

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You know, I never think that you're making anything up, but it still boggles the mind that all this stuff actually happens to you. Can I come to London? Maybe some of the insanity will rub off on me. On second thought, I've had enough of demented children for the summer...

Also: I LOVE Ninja Bob! The name has stuck. Thank you so much!!!! *glomps*

[rowana]

I blame PR for that particular incident. It's all her fault. :)

It would be awesome if you came to London. :D We could create chaos. The demented children aren't that bad! (Okay, they are, but it'd be worth braving them to create chaos here, wouldn't it?)

Glad you like Ninja Bob. :) Em spotted him, and we cooed over his sword a bit and then decided that it was Meant To Be. I hope he brings you luck! (Or at least that you can use his tiny sword to poke anyone who irritates you - it only takes two inches in the right place, as we all know :) ).

[pigrescuer]

Hey hey hey hey. Nobody made you send me pictures of thigh holsters while I was at work. As for the porn, I'll not comment on that.

Although you *did* tell me you loved NC-17 fanfiction, and it's only one step from fanfic to videos...

[rowana]

Hey hey hey hey. Nobody made you send me pictures of thigh holsters while I was at work. As for the porn, I'll not comment on that.

I - what!? I don't know why everyone's suddenly accusing me of watching porn! I'm known as the *innocent* one usually!

I do refuse to apologise for the thigh holsters, though.

Although you *did* tell me you loved NC-17 fanfiction, and it's only one step from fanfic to videos...

I did not! Defamation! I said that I liked to read slash! I tend to avoid NC-17 because it creeps me out a little, and I'm sure I remember mentioning this somewhere. *raises eyebrow* :)

[jade_sabre_301]

LOLOLOL your siblings sound awesome (like mine are awesome, i.e. at being pains in the butt that make you laugh against your will

[rowana]

Siblings do have their moments. :) Life certainly wouldn't be the same without them.

YAY! I'm really tempted to test the ink-wiping-scented-oil thing now, it could come in handy. I'm very pleased about you coming though, because I seem to remember you saying something about the end of September, and I've just discovered that I don't have to leave for Uni until around Oct 3rd, so I should be here!

That is a shame about the HP movie premiere. Maybe you'll make it over for that anyway though, depending on when it's postponed until, (I'm thinking Christmas).

The Stick of Insanity is quite like Mary Poppins's umbrella, you're right, though I haven't tried flying with it yet, it has proven very useful for poking people with. All Em's amazing handiwork.

[jade_sabre_301]

This is true.

It was really quite fascinating! ...aside from the giant smear mark where all the important French contact info should be. :-b And yes, I'll be coming the last week of September (basically, the first three weeks of September we do nothing but language class, and then we have the last week off before REAL school starts at about the same time yours does), so YAYAYAY.

Apparently it's postponed to JULY. *weeps*

Em! I haven't spoken to Em in AGES. *emails*

[checkers65477]

THAT STICK OF INSANITY ROCKS.

I am very afraid that a meeting between you, Em, PR, Hebe and Jade just might cause an actual rift in the Universe. From so much awesomeness/insanity in the same place.

[rowana]

I KNOW! :D

Emma too, if she manages to make it. And any other stray Sounisians. I know I always say this, but reprobates really are awesome to hang out with. :)

[pigrescuer]

Keep an eye on the papers for spontanrous combustion in London for that week.

Or, you know, arrests of three British and an American girl causing havoc in coffee shops in and around London.

[checkers65477]

If you're going to make a fuss, just be sure to make a big enough one that it makes the US newspapers, too. :)

[hebe0]

And the Stick of Insanity was an important prop for PR's tour guide impression in the BM.

[rowana]

:D And what a good tour guide impression she did.

[pigrescuer]

You would so have gotten lost if I hadn't had it. Don't deny it, people.

[rowana]

*pats* Of course we would've. :) Even more lost than we were anyway.