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[rouxgoss]

My dear friend K9 has been particularly cruel to me recently. There I was, minding my own business and thinking she was great, when she had to remind me that Sarah Palin begins her book tour this coming Wednesday in Grand Rapids. Now, that's bad enough! But no, she couldn't leave it there

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[creogaudium]

So Exalted is pretty horrifying setting, all in all. Creation is rampant with slavery and murder and other awful stuff, and the 'sane' world itself is a tenuous bubble of reality clinging to formless chaos, and beset on all sides by creative kinds of evil who want to tear it up like tissue paper. And then eat it.

We enjoy playing in this game, however because we live in a world outside of Creation. So what I recommend is that on Sarah Palin day at the mall, you pretend that there is a bigger world, for which our world is simply an RPG. And this bigger world is full of kittens and pizza and Not The Media, and is much better, and therefore it is okay that Sarah Palin is at the mall, because there is a world beyond ours.

...if this is a dumb idea, I plead wee-hours-of-the-morning.

[zimboptoo]

Ick, worst of both worlds. You have to be there, and you have to be on your best behavior for work. There are going to be Palin Minions running around and getting their stuff all over your things. Eww.

Good luck! I would suggest plastering on your biggest, fakest happysuperfuntime smile and just going with that for as long as possible.

[not_a_girl]

Fuck stones, throw pies. Less damaging, still satisfying. I read an excerpt from her book, and it made me go D: about fifty times. She's incoherent even with a ghost writer!

[k_9hat]

You neglected to mention my suggestion of a Moose/Hunter flash mob! Which was most certainly the entire point of the conversation.

I could hear you make that face over the phone and that was impressive.

Now what you should really do is purchase "Going Rouge" and see if she'll sign it.
http://orbooks.com/

Hell, if she does notice I'll pay for the book =P

[jinxmurphy]

Ride a moose directly at her, leading a pack of wolves. Without being able to hunt them from the safety of her helicopter, she'll get a different perspective on matters.

No jury on earth would convict you.