WARNING TO ALL CITIZENS OF JOHTO!
ALERT! ALERT!
At approximately 6:00 PM (EST) on Thursday, September 30th, everyone's PokéGears will go off in a colorful display of... We're not really sure, but it's something.
[Officer Jenny appears on screen, two large Kangaskhan behind her. She looks pretty frazzled, but she's doing her best to keep composure. Gotta love these cops!]
"Alert! All citizens of Johto! We've got arrest warrants for the following four violent outlaws! If you see them, please page the department immediately! This is Officer Jenny of Blackthorn City, and they're all very dangerous! Please don't try taking on these troublemakers, call us instead. They're very dangerous!"
[On the screen, four beautiful mug-shots. And by mug-shots, we mean random shots taken by a pidgey in a tree with a camera. ...yes.]
Grell SutcliffHeather MasonJames SunderlandVanitas Kamenwati
AssaultAssaultAssaultAssault
Grell Sutcliff: 14 October
Heather Mason: 14 October
James Sunderland: 14 October
Vanitas Kamenwati: 14 October
"I know we've missed a few offenders, and for that, citizens of Johto, we are all very sorry! You see, our systems messed up. All of our reported went to Kanto and then Voltorb had a little fun with the--...oh, y-you guys don't need to know that, do you?
"Anyway! If you see these criminals, I strongly advise you all, as good citizens of this city, to give us a call! Thank you!"
[And with that, she turns off the connection.]
This is the fun part, guys! On the PokéConnect system, there will now be a "Police Advisory" section that one may search through. And in that section, you will see the warrants of people. They'll be up in that section until their expiration date listed. Feel free to attempt to report this to the authorities! As for the four listed, you may organize wacky chase scenes with the police or other characters, or just attempt to live your daily lives! After the expiration dates, their names will expire and the Jennys will just wag their fingers and tell them to behave. Because it works. Yep.
NOTE! Players, all four "convicts" will escape, as they have all requested it. Just have some goofy fun times!
*Additional Note: all characters with warrants who do not have a last name known or listed will be given a beautiful last name. Or first. Depends on what the Kangaskhan feel. Okami found it, throw stones that way!!
Also, the police aren't doing any severe patrolling, but you may see a Kangaskhan somewhere near most of the cities exits every few days. You may challenge them, and fight them, but they'll flash shiny badges at you and flee if you bring down half of their strength.
Okay guys, have some kooky hijinks!
Also, to the few of you who were trying to use the police notices earlier, I'm really sorry we weren't able to. (Commit some more crimes, we can get them up next time!)
At approximately 6:00 PM (EST) on Thursday, September 30th, everyone's PokéGears will go off in a colorful display of... We're not really sure, but it's something.
[Officer Jenny appears on screen, two large Kangaskhan behind her. She looks pretty frazzled, but she's doing her best to keep composure. Gotta love these cops!]
"Alert! All citizens of Johto! We've got arrest warrants for the following four violent outlaws! If you see them, please page the department immediately! This is Officer Jenny of Blackthorn City, and they're all very dangerous! Please don't try taking on these troublemakers, call us instead. They're very dangerous!"
[On the screen, four beautiful mug-shots. And by mug-shots, we mean random shots taken by a pidgey in a tree with a camera. ...yes.]
Grell SutcliffHeather MasonJames SunderlandVanitas Kamenwati
AssaultAssaultAssaultAssault
Grell Sutcliff: 14 October
Heather Mason: 14 October
James Sunderland: 14 October
Vanitas Kamenwati: 14 October
"I know we've missed a few offenders, and for that, citizens of Johto, we are all very sorry! You see, our systems messed up. All of our reported went to Kanto and then Voltorb had a little fun with the--...oh, y-you guys don't need to know that, do you?
"Anyway! If you see these criminals, I strongly advise you all, as good citizens of this city, to give us a call! Thank you!"
[And with that, she turns off the connection.]
This is the fun part, guys! On the PokéConnect system, there will now be a "Police Advisory" section that one may search through. And in that section, you will see the warrants of people. They'll be up in that section until their expiration date listed. Feel free to attempt to report this to the authorities! As for the four listed, you may organize wacky chase scenes with the police or other characters, or just attempt to live your daily lives! After the expiration dates, their names will expire and the Jennys will just wag their fingers and tell them to behave. Because it works. Yep.
NOTE! Players, all four "convicts" will escape, as they have all requested it. Just have some goofy fun times!
*Additional Note: all characters with warrants who do not have a last name known or listed will be given a beautiful last name. Or first. Depends on what the Kangaskhan feel. Okami found it, throw stones that way!!
Also, the police aren't doing any severe patrolling, but you may see a Kangaskhan somewhere near most of the cities exits every few days. You may challenge them, and fight them, but they'll flash shiny badges at you and flee if you bring down half of their strength.
Okay guys, have some kooky hijinks!
Also, to the few of you who were trying to use the police notices earlier, I'm really sorry we weren't able to. (Commit some more crimes, we can get them up next time!)