Foreststuck

[sciencebipches]

Who: homofuckiens and sciencebipches
Where: Ilex Forest
When: October 31st
Summary: Karkat wants a stupid Bulbasaur and Eridan is tired of waiting
Rating: pg-13 for swearing

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[trollsbackwards]

[ Karkat, though, isn't paying Eridan any mind. he knows he saw that thing at least once out of the corner of his eye. and he wants one. Karkat doesn't actually have a Grass Type yet and thus means he absolutely needs to catch one of these elusive fuckasses. ]

I told you, I fucking saw it for myself.

[ okay, maybe he hadn't completely been ignoring Eridan, but seriously... ]

Now shut the fuck up before you scare it off.

[sciencebipches]

[That gets a huff from the used to be sea dweller, his arms crossing over his thin chest as he watches him.]

I think you're imaginin' things, probably saw some other little grassbeast, and THOUGHT it was it. This is fuckin' ridiculous, Kar.

[He offers a feigned scan of the area.]

Can't scare off what's not here, dumbass.

[trollsbackwards]

[ turns to look at Eridan with a fixed glare. it's right about then that Alex, the Growlithe perks up. at first, this goes ignored by Karkat. could be anything, right? ]

You don't fucking believe me? Unlike the rest of you shitstains, I'm completely fucking sane. I saw something out here and I'm going to track that grubfucking thing down and prove you the fuck wrong.

[ frowns. ]

One more day and then we'll move the fuck along.

[sciencebipches]

[A casual glance to Karkat's insufferable barkbeast, before his gaze, unamused as it is, falls back to Karkat.]

I'm not insane, idiot. Fuck you for thinkin' so too. I'm not implyin' that you'we downright lost your mind or anythin', but you're hardly incapable a error, Kar.

[A day? Another fucking day? God damnit.]

No, if you don't find it within the next few hours, we're headin' out. [Oh? Is Eridan trying to take charge here? He might be!]