So since you've brought it up... can you wear a pad in a swimming pool? Mom suggested it in a way I felt was rather sarcastic, as in, it'll look stupid so just wear a tampon. wouldn't it just swell up and the blood diffuse into the water anyway?
Well... I swear tampons are doable. but yes, they are one of my justifications for, Well hell, screw sex, this isn't fun at all. Granted, I don't get mine in as far as the instruction sheet says they're able to [screw "all the way up to the finger grip," it just slides partway out again and I get blood all over my fingers; I get close enough. And after a certain point of pushing the stick in, the applicator just slides out, so I guess the tampon is in. They've never fallen out yet...]. And you simply have to give up on the, "It won't hurt or have any discomfort at all. If it is, ur doin' it wrong and you should try again." The best reason I'll ever give against tampons is that putting one in negates even the magic of ibuprofen and instantly restores cramps. also,
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It sounded apt after that rant [by that traitorous guy who got banned and we shall speak of him no more] labeled, "Talk sex-ed-y to me."
...wow. The first thing I saw with the "life force drained away" was Daoist monk porn. But, uh, then I realized I haven't posted that yet, and I only tormented Katia with it. So. but you used it correctly But for things like dance, it's even more uncomfortable to have solely a pad... at least with a tampon you have a guarantee your pad [back-up protection] will not be squishy as it bunches up and your tights and leotard will not be bloody.
Haha, I love that philosophy, but I'm always to nervous to really get away with it. Though I use it in smaller cases
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Ah, the beautiful life-force drainage. And the reverse-ejaculation. I actually saw that in sex-ed... and, well, little deaths.
I think this all begs the question, though - if a Daoist monk wants to commit suicide passive-aggresively, does he commence to have much gay sex of the non-ying/yang type in order to do so?
Dancing, yes, I suppose this does necessitate a tampon. I just... shudder.
Yes. Yes, I do love you for being paranoid there. I didn't know about it until Mimi mentioned it as I debated the issue, and it did not help the tampons' case. Now I I am just trying to deny that any of my female friends could theoretically be victim to this, since I'm pretty sure they all wear tampons. Maybe not Mimi herself, or Cousin L [big maybe], but everyone else. So the more paranoid the better. Someone has to survive this horrid mess.
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So since you've brought it up... can you wear a pad in a swimming pool?
Mom suggested it in a way I felt was rather sarcastic, as in, it'll look stupid so just wear a tampon. wouldn't it just swell up and the blood diffuse into the water anyway?
Well... I swear tampons are doable. but yes, they are one of my justifications for, Well hell, screw sex, this isn't fun at all. Granted, I don't get mine in as far as the instruction sheet says they're able to [screw "all the way up to the finger grip," it just slides partway out again and I get blood all over my fingers; I get close enough. And after a certain point of pushing the stick in, the applicator just slides out, so I guess the tampon is in. They've never fallen out yet...]. And you simply have to give up on the, "It won't hurt or have any discomfort at all. If it is, ur doin' it wrong and you should try again." The best reason I'll ever give against tampons is that putting one in negates even the magic of ibuprofen and instantly restores cramps. also, ( ... )
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...wow. The first thing I saw with the "life force drained away" was Daoist monk porn. But, uh, then I realized I haven't posted that yet, and I only tormented Katia with it. So. but you used it correctly
But for things like dance, it's even more uncomfortable to have solely a pad... at least with a tampon you have a guarantee your pad [back-up protection] will not be squishy as it bunches up and your tights and leotard will not be bloody.
Haha, I love that philosophy, but I'm always to nervous to really get away with it. Though I use it in smaller cases ( ... )
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I think this all begs the question, though - if a Daoist monk wants to commit suicide passive-aggresively, does he commence to have much gay sex of the non-ying/yang type in order to do so?
Dancing, yes, I suppose this does necessitate a tampon. I just... shudder.
Yes. Yes, I do love you for being paranoid there. I didn't know about it until Mimi mentioned it as I debated the issue, and it did not help the tampons' case. Now I I am just trying to deny that any of my female friends could theoretically be victim to this, since I'm pretty sure they all wear tampons. Maybe not Mimi herself, or Cousin L [big maybe], but everyone else. So the more paranoid the better. Someone has to survive this horrid mess.
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