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Fic: Harmless Trinket

Dec 24, 2013 15:04

Title: Harmless Trinket
Fandom: The Hobbit (film, but it works for the book too)
Pairing: Bilbo/The Ring
Raiting: NC-17
Word Count: 2,500
Warnings: PWP. Can masturbation be dubcon?
Disclaimer: I don't own it.

Summary: Everything was topsy-turvy on this journey he'd undertaken, and so what if his masturbation habits had changed as well?

A/N: ( Read more... )

hobbit, fic

Comments 5

brin_bellway January 2 2014, 01:09:20 UTC

So, the buzz on Tumblr was that "The Empty Hearse" was basically a bunch of Sherlock fanfiction smushed together.

Get a copy. Watch 2:18 - 3:26. Do it. Do it now.

(Two and a half minutes and my mind is already blown.)

(Thank god it was a what-if, because that would be so horrifically immoral.)

brin_bellway January 2 2014, 01:10:19 UTC

I guess I'm not allowed multiple links. The blog owner can still see it, right?

rotaryphones January 4 2014, 18:42:14 UTC

Oh! LJ was confusing me for a moment, but I just found your other comment and un-spamed it.

And ohhhh my gosh, I know. I just watched the episode last night, with a lot of friends who do not read fic, and two and a half minutes in my jaw dropped. Haha. What a surreal moment that was. But that was also after Sherlock made out with Molly, so I was pretty sure it was all fake by then.

And ugh, I'm one of the naysayers that was not pleased the episode was so fanfiction-y. But I'm flattered you thought of me in that moment, haha. It makes me feel less crazy when I wonder, did anyone else think those two seconds of John being hypnotized was kind of hot? :)

brin_bellway January 4 2014, 20:34:29 UTC

What a surreal moment that was.

It's impressive, really. Never before have I genuinely wondered if I was dreaming and had the answer turn out to be "no".

(I think part of the problem was that--having seen the Tumblr buzz--the idea that they might do something like that had already occurred to me and I had explicitly dismissed it as something they would never actually do. And then they immediately went and did it.)

And ugh, I'm one of the naysayers that was not pleased the episode was so fanfiction-y.

I've pretty much just accepted that Moffat productions are going to be shallow and pandery. It's not wrong for people to hold them to higher standards--I'm not entirely sure that isn't the right thing to do--but personally I'm leaning towards enjoying the mess rather than setting myself up for disappointment ( ... )

rotaryphones January 4 2014, 21:56:46 UTC

Firstly, there is no such thing as "canon" when it comes to Sherlock Holmes, only a whole sort of general mish-mash. Secondly, BBC Sherlock is not one of the better points on the probability axes.

Okay, um, did you just give me The Hitchhiker's Guide to Sherlock Holmes? Because I'm sort of in love with you for that.

Of course you're right about Moffat, but I hate dismissing Sherlock as just a silly show, because I used to think it was legitimately really wonderful. That's why I got fannish about it in the first place. Not because Moffat likes feeding my fannish-ness back to me in an endless dizzying feedback loop. But he always needs to "up the stakes" and winks a lot and completely loses sight of why anyone fell in love with the show in the first place, and it drives me up the fucking wall!

Sorry, you've got me ranting again. :)

Honestly, one of the primary purposes of Tumblr is to be a post-new-canon support groupDude, how true. It's funny how we all come together out of mutual love, and then we stay together through all sorts ( ... )