PoTC 3: Hello, welcome to earth. Have you met logic, yet? No, apparently not.

[rosweldrmr]

So, I finally saw PoTC 3. And there are a few things I’d like to say.  (WARNING, this is going to be long, ranty, and chalk-a-block full of fangirling.)

First of all, this is a tentative list of all the people whose babies I would like to have.

1. Calypso
2. Ragetti (the pirate with one eye who frees Calypso)
1. I really can’t even begin to

Comments

[spiritualenergy]

I think I died from laughing... this is the Spirit of Spira talking to you now.

Or why couldn’t she just join his crew and sail around forever with the new captain of the flying Dutchman? Will was part of the crew in the second one, and even if that meant she had to die (like Will’s father) then wouldn’t that still be worth it… if they were THAT in love??

Because it's a Disney movie. They don't need to be together to have TRU LUB.

So at the end, when Kira meets Orlando, it means he’s absolved of the duties. But I didn’t see it. Had Orlando aged at all? Because I’d think that he would remain the same age… being dead and all.

Uh... does that mean you actually want me to tell you? Or should I just let you watch it, since you said no spoilers? XD But haha... don't worry about not staying for after the credits, 'cus I'm incredibly weak and couldn't sit through the whole entire THREE HOURS LONG movie without getting up and going to the bathroom at some point... yeah, I suck. So what?

[rosweldrmr]

I'm sorry to have lost a friend to the other side... tell me, Spira, how is Will Turner's locker??

Well, I didn't actually go to the theater to see this *sheepish* Anyway, ignoring the illegal stuff, I thought I was pretty funny to. I think me and you should go it again, and laugh at all the garbage 'romance'...

Ha ha ha. I had such a great time writing this though. It was super fun. I'm glad at least someone enjoyed it. :)

[spiritualenergy]

tell me, Spira, how is Will Turner's locker??

ALL YOUR PIE BELONGS TO US.

...

We're not schizophrenic. We swear.

Well, I didn't actually go to the theater to see this *sheepish* Anyway, ignoring the illegal stuff, I thought I was pretty funny to. I think me and you should go it again, and laugh at all the garbage 'romance'...

Yeah, well, I won't tell on you. And you were funny, and yes. Why not? Where do you wanna start? Or should I start with the AFTER CREDITS stuff, huh?

And I enjoyed it. Muchly. Yes, that's a word.