How do you get a patent?

[rosek7007]

So I felt lazy at work and didn't want to walk up the 2 flights of stairs to my floor. I hit the elevator button and waited a few seconds for the people on a floor above me to get into the elevator and coome down. As the doors opened 2 people got out and I walked in. As the doors closed I screamed "Oh my God! What died in here?!? Go see a

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[janet_lin]

And did you warn people as you left of the environmental hazard? I hate to point out that anyone who entered after you left, and saw you...

[janet_lin]

Oh, and just FYI:
http://www.uspto.gov/main/faq/
Specifically: http://www.uspto.gov/main/faq/p242033.htm