Myshuno! 4: A cowplant named Apocaplant goes on a rampage
Prompt: A cowplant named Apocaplant goes on a rampage
Universe: Not canon for anything, as far as I know - if this changes, I will be surprised
Word Count: 426
Note: Language warning. There is definitely cursing in this drabble.
"Your cowplant needs a name."
Rose looked up from her computer. "Why?"
"Because it's a living thing! I named my pets."
"Cait, pets respond to their names. Plants do not."
"Cowplants do."
"There's not even a naming box! Sims and pets get naming boxes, cowplants don't! Anyone who names a cowplant never does it in game!"
Cait shook her head. "It still needs a name. If you won't name it, I will."
"Oh for-"
"Apocaplant."
"What?"
"Your cowplant is now named Apocaplant."
Rose put her head in her hands. "I cannot believe you are insisting on naming my goddamn cowplant."
Cait shrugged. "So, now that your poor cowplant finally has a name, what did you need me for?"
"Oh, yeah. That." Rose gestured at the computer screen. "Come over here and look at this, would you?"
* * *
"CAITLIN WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME-IS SIMSELF!"
Around the building, simselves ducked into rooms, wanting to avoid Rose when she was on a rampage.
"Is something wrong?" Cait asked, stepping nonchalantly into the hallway.
"YES! That GODDAMNED COWPLANT that YOU NAMED is EATING MY TOWNIES."
Cait shook her head. "You need to calm down."
"I'll calm down when that goddamned cowplant is DEAD!"
"...Why do you care about the townies anyway? They're not important."
"...Well, no. But still! It shouldn't be eating them!"
Just then, Lily walked by. She handed a computer printout to Rose, then ducked through a doorway. The lock clicked shut behind her.
Rose read the printout. "DAMNIT CAIT! It's eating my legacy sims now!"
"Why are you blaming me?"
"Because you named the damn thing! What did you expect when you named it APOCAPLANT of all things?!"
Cait shrugged. "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
"Well, you are damn well going to help me put that thing down. Or at least, I don't know, tame it or something. I can't have a cowplant terrorizing my hood. I just can't."
Cait patted Rose's shoulder. "Alright. We'll deal with this thing. Don't worry."
"I'll try not to. But you are NEVER EVER naming one of my plants EVER again, missy." Rose poked Cait in the shoulder to emphasize her point.
Cait raised her hands. "Alright, alright. I'll never name one of your plants again."
"Good." Rose looked around. "You can all come out! I'm calmed down! ...Somewhat." Cait shook her head.
Heads slowly popped out of doorways, looking at Rose, making certain she wasn't going to go crazy on any of them.
She clapped her hands together. "So! Who wants to go on a cowplant hunt?"
Universe: Not canon for anything, as far as I know - if this changes, I will be surprised
Word Count: 426
Note: Language warning. There is definitely cursing in this drabble.
"Your cowplant needs a name."
Rose looked up from her computer. "Why?"
"Because it's a living thing! I named my pets."
"Cait, pets respond to their names. Plants do not."
"Cowplants do."
"There's not even a naming box! Sims and pets get naming boxes, cowplants don't! Anyone who names a cowplant never does it in game!"
Cait shook her head. "It still needs a name. If you won't name it, I will."
"Oh for-"
"Apocaplant."
"What?"
"Your cowplant is now named Apocaplant."
Rose put her head in her hands. "I cannot believe you are insisting on naming my goddamn cowplant."
Cait shrugged. "So, now that your poor cowplant finally has a name, what did you need me for?"
"Oh, yeah. That." Rose gestured at the computer screen. "Come over here and look at this, would you?"
* * *
"CAITLIN WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME-IS SIMSELF!"
Around the building, simselves ducked into rooms, wanting to avoid Rose when she was on a rampage.
"Is something wrong?" Cait asked, stepping nonchalantly into the hallway.
"YES! That GODDAMNED COWPLANT that YOU NAMED is EATING MY TOWNIES."
Cait shook her head. "You need to calm down."
"I'll calm down when that goddamned cowplant is DEAD!"
"...Why do you care about the townies anyway? They're not important."
"...Well, no. But still! It shouldn't be eating them!"
Just then, Lily walked by. She handed a computer printout to Rose, then ducked through a doorway. The lock clicked shut behind her.
Rose read the printout. "DAMNIT CAIT! It's eating my legacy sims now!"
"Why are you blaming me?"
"Because you named the damn thing! What did you expect when you named it APOCAPLANT of all things?!"
Cait shrugged. "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
"Well, you are damn well going to help me put that thing down. Or at least, I don't know, tame it or something. I can't have a cowplant terrorizing my hood. I just can't."
Cait patted Rose's shoulder. "Alright. We'll deal with this thing. Don't worry."
"I'll try not to. But you are NEVER EVER naming one of my plants EVER again, missy." Rose poked Cait in the shoulder to emphasize her point.
Cait raised her hands. "Alright, alright. I'll never name one of your plants again."
"Good." Rose looked around. "You can all come out! I'm calmed down! ...Somewhat." Cait shook her head.
Heads slowly popped out of doorways, looking at Rose, making certain she wasn't going to go crazy on any of them.
She clapped her hands together. "So! Who wants to go on a cowplant hunt?"