I just failed my second driving test all because I'm a tard. I got confused about which lane to go round the roundabout in so i thought "Fuck it, I'll drive in the middle", what a silly blonde, I got too near the car that was in the right lane ( Read more... )

I really need a hug

I have a really really bad kidney infection so am up at cunt o'clock in the morning with pain. That would make an excellent title for something

Cunt O'Clock In The MorningAdmittedly its not that early but I can still feel sorry for myself that I lost at least an hours sleep especially as I feel so tired. So my left Kidney hurts, my right lung ( Read more... )

Its been a long time ( Read more... )

I don't wish to talk about going to the hospital. Bad Bad ( Read more... )

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Oh my goshaaaaaaaaaa Sarah did you know the gay boss from 13 Going On 30 is Gollum/Smeagol for Lord Of The Rings?! I bet you did but I'm shocked ( Read more... )

I have come down with a "flu like virus" not even the actual flu. How gay. This means you cannot come round or you shall be contaminated.

Feel free to make the most of my free house this weekend. I am actually very up for getting drunk this sat night, boudoir, film marathon on sunday coupled with a roooooast dinner.

Let me know if you are up for it. DANNY! (not my kind, the roasting tin kind)

Any one else freaked out by the weetabix advert with the crying scarecrow?!