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[roseandsigil]

Grades exist. They are nonpessimal.

I had Christmas presents today, because it's logical Christmas. I got a coat. It's like my coat, but made out of science and newness. I am happy.

I will be in North Carolina for some time. All communication will be by pigeon.

Comments

[carmiendo]

how is it logical christmas? i do not understand.

i do like science though. and happymatts.

i hope you get this pigeon.

[roseandsigil]

Oh, pigeon!

It was logical Christmas because for physical Christmas, we were in North Carolina but we didn't want to take presents down there, so we opened them here.

[chrsjxn]

Bah! Non-pessimal grades are for losers! Didn't they teach you anything, Matt?

[anonymous]

But pigeons smell so...
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susannah

[roseandsigil]

But they carry messages!

[lilymaiden]

Pigeon and not phoenix? *sighs* OWLS at least I could see, but PIGEON?

[roseandsigil]

Pigeons are canonical! It's how you carry messages.

[_wirehead_]

hm. pigeons.

*looks outside*

i guess we have a couple of those.

also some seagulls... wouldn't they be better for long distances?

if all else fails, i could send the rats. their rates are pretty exorbitant though.

[roseandsigil]

Seagulls are pretty cool. (Sadly, there are none in Pittsburgh. Nor Candadian geese.)

Rats are slow; they cannot fly.

[_wirehead_]

don't underestimate the rats. they got connections, man.