Comments | rose_cat: Jack Harkness Trivia

rose_cat

Jack Harkness Trivia

Apr 27, 2009 03:10

Ganked from sollersuk, and best read while under the influence of Torchwood Gutter Mind (TGM).

( I'm sorry, I'm so sorry... )

torchwood gutter mind, memes, character: captain jack harkness, fun, humor, tv: torchwood

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rose_cat April 27 2009, 10:45:23 UTC

That was quick! Yes, some of them were strangely appropriate. I tried to get more, though, and it always came out the same :(

The Ianto Jones one is awesomely dirty :) Are you going to post his? Dooo eeet!

wraithkeeper April 27 2009, 17:13:07 UTC

If you change the names just a bit you'll get different answers. Try using only first names or adding "Mr" or "Captain" before the names. Then you'll get more brilliant gems like "About 100 people choke to death on Mr Ianto Jones each year!"

rose_cat April 28 2009, 04:14:55 UTC

I'll have to try that, thanks :)

jo02 April 27 2009, 11:18:28 UTC

My bad, I read #4 and completely didn't see the 'a'!
So yeah, my mind was totally in the gutter ... well, it is Jack Harkness after all!

rose_cat April 27 2009, 11:26:10 UTC

Did you mean #3? Because...*mind falls in gutter right next to yours*

jo02 April 27 2009, 11:30:10 UTC

Yes - of course I did!
Lying in the gutter I was too far away to read the numbers properly!
I did one for Ianto ... follow me back to my journal ...

rose_cat April 27 2009, 11:33:39 UTC

Coming! (no, not like that...damn TGM XD )

birkentree April 27 2009, 12:04:30 UTC

Wait. We have a Jack Harkness crop down here?

WHERE?!?

rose_cat April 27 2009, 12:15:31 UTC

You tell me :) Let's hope it isn't eaten by kangaroos or rabbit -- oh shit, I just thought of the "eating alien meat" joke.

*mind falls into gutter again*

jovialien April 27 2009, 12:50:14 UTC

Oh that is just BRILLIANT!! 2 and 8 I just lost it at!! XD

rose_cat April 28 2009, 03:34:42 UTC

Thanks! And Captain Jack Harkness is Captain of the Innuendo Squad, after all :D

wraithkeeper April 27 2009, 17:09:08 UTC

These are brilliant! I love 3 (which I read without the "a") and 8 best. And if Jack had a 39 inch tongue, he wouldn't be using it to clean his ears ;)

I did some of these myself and came up with...

Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Captain Jack.

Astronauts get taller when they are in Ianto.

rose_cat April 28 2009, 04:13:49 UTC

You're the second commenter to read 3 without the "a." It does make more sense that way :D And Jack's tongue...this is almost as good as PWP, isn't it?

And your results...*falls over laughing*