Comments | rose_cat: Are you prepared?

rose_cat

Are you prepared?

Oct 30, 2012 03:25

Ganked from edge_chan's post at randompictures. (I do hope it's become a meme.)

1. Go to Craigslist.

2. Go to your current city.

3. Go to the "Free" section.

4. Fifth item down is your weapon against the zombie horde.

Ready, set, GO!

...Mine is "FREE BROKEN CONCRETE." Better than the thirteen wood pallets I got over at randompictures, I guess. Should I try to make a fort, ( Read more... )

what are friends for?, ewww yuck!, danger danger danger!, zombieees, halloween boooooooo, fun, humor

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grail76 October 30 2012, 12:45:54 UTC

I got, "Total gym ultra Work out bench" which might have a use and some of the pieces look fairly deadly if I've got the slow shambling type of zombie.

rose_cat October 30 2012, 13:44:32 UTC

I suppose you could try convincing it to work out until it falls apart.

darkelady October 30 2012, 13:46:13 UTC

I got a Kids outdoor playset. That could come in handy break it up and get some useful pieces. Lots of interesting things on my local list. 5 gallon pickle buckets,spell books and depends?!?

i_want_2 October 30 2012, 16:26:06 UTC

Or, use it like a trap with those annoying people who won't shut up. Where you see a junglegym, zombies see a smorgasbord.

rose_cat October 31 2012, 03:30:19 UTC

Craigslist, "All Services Offered" section:

Zombie Daycare and Tutoring. Serving all ages. Special rates for students with high IQ test scores. All of our employees love children.

rose_cat October 31 2012, 03:10:19 UTC

Maybe if you're attacked by a horde of zombie children?

i_want_2 October 30 2012, 16:24:57 UTC

I got "Free PVC pipe, conduit, aluminum pipe, and small roofing pieces".

I win!

rose_cat October 31 2012, 03:31:15 UTC

Materials suitable for sturdy buildings and weapons of all kinds? Yes, I think you do win!

You have time for one final shot. i_want_2 October 30 2012, 19:37:56 UTC

Here's my final turn.

http://i-want-2.livejournal.com/167861.html

karaokegal November 2 2012, 00:18:27 UTC

Ooh! This is the first meme in ages that's actually titillated my tush. Looks like I'll be fighting the Zombies with THIS. Not sure if I'll be using it as an actual weapon or just hiding under it.

rose_cat November 2 2012, 01:46:19 UTC

This is the first meme in ages that's actually titillated my tush.

TMI TMI TMI

I don't think hiding under that desk would be much help at all. It doesn't look like it even has a back!

I just had a look to see if I could get anything more useful:

We have over a dozen sturdy banana boxes (from grocery stores) and larger moving boxes which we have used in our move from another state. . All boxes are used but are clean, with sturdy top and bottom and handles cut in sides. We also have many shoe boxes to give away.OK, so I can contribute these, a bunch of broken concrete, and thirteen wood pallets. If you have the screwdrivers for desk assembly -- whoa, hold on. Are the screws included ( ... )

karaokegal November 3 2012, 16:05:48 UTC

Halloween: http://www.flickr.com/photos/karaokegal/sets/72157631915387997/

Glad to hear that you are well-prepared for Zombie time. I will count on you to protect me with your Craig's List awesomeness while I am hiding under my desk. :)

rose_cat November 4 2012, 23:42:53 UTC

Well, that looks like it was one fun Halloween party! Love the Dalmatian and the Chick Magnet :D

Did you tell Captain Jack you wanted the other one?

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