tention is building inside.

I want to climb a mountain. Not so I can get to the top, cause I want to hang out at base camp. That seems fucking fun as shit. You sleep in a colorful tent, you grow a beard, you drink hot chocolate, you walk around... "Hey, when you going to the top?" -- "Soon."

Their beautiful baby boy arived this afternoon just a few weeks eirly 4 pounds 8 ounces 18and 1/2 inches tiny but healthy and so adorable.Im soo happy for them and im a very proud brother ,bro-in-law ,and uncle. HAPPY BIRTHDAY THAINE!!!

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soo i was readin up on the new spider man movie and i was excited cuz appearently venom is going to be a villan. but.....according to every site that has any info on the movie topher grace got the part of venom for those of you who are lost venom is the huge black monster with a long tongue and razor sharp teeth with the big white spider on his ( Read more... )

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hahaha so its lookin like jens gunna meet margo before me.a kriptonite cross could ward off dracula and superman

I saw a Jack & Coke and it had a lime floating in it, and I thought, "That's good to know." Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. I'll be water skiing without a life jacket and people will be like "What the hell?" and I'll pull out a lime. I'll pull out a lemon too, saved by the buoyancy of citrus!

I like swiss cheese. It's the only cheese you can draw with a pencil and identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Rory does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!" I got some swiss air on that bite.

All McDonalds commercials end the same way "prices and participation may vary." I want to open my own McDonalds and not participate in anything. I want to be a stubborn McDonalds owner. "You got Big Macs?" "Nope. We got spaghetti!...And blankets, but we are not affiliated with that clown, he attracts too many children."