BREAKING THROUGH THE DREAM

[rorofightdapowa]

OI OI OI, CLEAN OUT THOSE EARS OF YOURS AND LISTEN UP! MAKE WAY FOR THE DEMON LEADER OF THE DAI-GURREN DAN, THE MAN WHOSE NAME ALONE CAN HUSH THE CRIES OF CHILDREN AND SHAKE MEN TO THE CORES OF THEIR BURNING SOULS. THE MAN WHO HAS NEVER KNOWN DEFEAT, WHO STANDS TALL AGAINST THE WORLD NO MATTER THE ODDS.

WHAT'S THAT?  NEVER HEARD OF ME?!

WELL, WHO

Comments

[nicotine_patch]

Did you get into a case of AMP again?

[rorofightdapowa]

MY HAIR'S ALL NATURAL, IT'S LIKE THE COLOR OF THE SKY I WAS DESTINED TO SEE!

Wanna join the Gurren-dan? If you're awesome enough I might let you.

[nicotine_patch]

Don't show me proof.

I don't want to join your club. Because I hate you, and I don't want to be friends, and your sunglasses are impossible.

[rorofightdapowa]

MY SUNGLASSES ARE THE EPITOME OF MANLINESS! THEY'RE MY TRADEMARK!

You hate me?! Well, I can understand other guys being intimidated by yours truly!

[nicotine_patch]

What, so other gay guys know you're gay too?

Lets get one thing straight. I am not intimidated by some asslover with blue hair, dumb tats, and a cape. This ain't some creepy comic-book convention.

[rorofightdapowa]

THEN IF YOU'RE TRULY NOT INTIMIDATED, YOU WOULDN'T MIND A FIGHT!

[nicotine_patch]

That's dumb. I'm a smoker, not a fighter.

[rorofightdapowa]

You mean you're a pussy then.

[nicotine_patch]

IT MEANS I DON'T WASTE MY GODDAMNED TIME FIGHTING SHITTY STUPID ASSHOLES WITH UGLY HAIR.

[rorofightdapowa]

Because you'll lose!

[nicotine_patch]

YOU DON'T EVEN FIGHT LIKE A REAL MAN! YOU USE GIANT ROBOTS!

[rorofightdapowa]

How the fuck do you know about the mechs?

And I can fight hand to hand if I wanted!

A real man always knows how to fight with his fists!

[nicotine_patch]

I fight with machine guns shoved up your ass.

[rorofightdapowa]

So you fight like Yoko?

I didn't know you had a little brother!

[nicotine_patch]

what

[rorofightdapowa]

Yellow.