Jesus H. Christ

[roosterbear]

I just went out the back door to dump another bag of trash, and got greeted by the ugliest fucking spider I have ever seen. (It's all your fault, ndrtoon!) And it was hanging over the doorway, at face level, like it was in the process of making a web over the doorway. Or biding its time till I opened the door so it could crawl inside and probably hatch

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[dandelion_diva]

Reminds me of a Far Side cartoon.

Two spiders are building a web at the bottom of a slide. One turns to the other and says "If this works, we'll eat like kings!"

I wonder if the spider on the door likes cartoons.;)

Hope it wasn't/isn't too squickfull for you.

Btw, I don't know if I've said this yet...good luck on the move. I'm sending hope for a calm, quiet one, with no bad surprises or drama.:)

Gesi

[tsjafo]

ROFL...I thought about the same Larson cartoon! Best wishes on all the moves coming up!

[rano_kwiatek]

Perhaps he's just a glutton for punishment.
Perhaps he is really suicidal, and chose the doorway as a home so he doesn't actually have to die of his own accord.
Perhaps he's a peeping tom, and wants to see you in your underpants.
Or perhaps, he is really an alien and will be sucking your brain out when you fall asleep tonight.

Good luck. Don't die a spider death.

-Lilly