Comments | roosterbear: shopping woes

roosterbear

shopping woes

Jul 20, 2002 19:08

I usually kind of like my body. Even though it's finicky about what I feed it, and sometimes irritable with all the drugs I have to put into it, for the most part it serves me well. It's warm and cuddly. Even though I wish it had more muscle on it (my own fault, admittedly) people compliment me on it all the time.

SO WHY CAN'T I FIND JUST ONE ( Read more... )

frustration

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I can sympathize.. quillon July 20 2002, 16:22:30 UTC

... for sure, only from the opposite side of the spectrum. I've got an odd body shape too apparently and finding a pair of premades that don't either drag the cuffs on the ground and trip me up or that the waist doesn't cut into my abdomen and cause me gastric distress is usually a difficult thing to do.

It's getting easier though.

Re: I can sympathize.. roosterbear July 20 2002, 18:34:57 UTC

I guess I should just live in Sweden apparently.

(see my latest LJ entry about Piglet)

Re: I can sympathize.. quillon July 20 2002, 19:16:53 UTC

What's scary is that if you combine the fact that I know how to play the sousaphone..

.. combine that with my portliness..

Oh sweet jeezus..

I'm either an Oompaloompa or the makings of a German beer garden band.

::laughing hysterically::

rano_kwiatek July 22 2002, 09:03:27 UTC

Don't feel bad about the pants thing.
Apparently, no one in ouf family can find pants that fit. You and I are freakishly tall and skinny (but somehow you still manage to have an ass, unlike me... lucky bitch!), and mom just can't locate anything big enough.
Perhaps this is God's way of saying we should all become nudists? Hell, I'd do it.

Love you bunches,
Lilly