[fic] SPLASH - or The Stripper Fic You Should Have Talked Me Out Of Writing

[ronsard]

The only word to describe this fic would be “ill-advised”. Or possibly “wretched”. Wretchedly ill-advised. And you thought Prom Fic or Jacking Off In A Cave Fic was stupid and undignified.

Title: SPLASH
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Shisui/Itachi
Summary: On a scale of one to ten-ten being the bomb scare at the Reuters Building last May-

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[ezyls_girl]

O__________________O

reading and coming back like whoa

[ronsard]

...I won't hold it against you even if you don't, really.

[ezyls_girl]

D<

[frostheavens]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER (even though it's the 8th now) FIRST, I COOKED SOMETHING ACTUALLY EDIBLE, THEN WE WIN, AND FINALLY MORE FIC FROM YOU. Saving for tomorrow ♥

also, Myra's not the only one who will be displeased if you don't do your oss. Grrrr.

[ronsard]

YES TO EVERYTHING except that last one. THE WINNING SPIRIT FROM TODAY'S GAME MOTIVATED ME TO FINISH THIS. I was editing it while watching the match, which led to much lulz.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M WRITING FOR OSS. *I* DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M WRITING FOR OSS. I... am concerned, oh crap.

[frostheavens]

SHUT UP, FIC FROM YOU IS A LIKE GIFT FOR ME. Haha, so this was the fic you were editing then? I didn't see any football-y things in it, which is kind of sad

[ronsard]

How was I going to incorporate football into this? :( WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT TO INCORPORATE FOOTBALL INTO THIS?

High school AUs are widely considered a plague upon fandom at large, though. Do you *want* me to be lynched? No, I'll just write fic about, ehem, Sasukei instead. I need a name for his band. Something that appropriately captures all of his angsty and ridiculous qualities.

God, no, I'm not nearly as mean to my hapless, in-unrequited-love friends as Anko is to Shisui here. I wish I were that cool, though.

THAT'S OKAY I GOT ENOUGH HOES TO ELOPE WITH ANYWAY <333

[rosalui]

1) ZOMG STRIPPER FIC READING NAO

2) HOLY HELL I LIVE IN NEW YORK, I SHOULD TOTALLY GO THERE

[ronsard]

Know what else you should do? COME SEE ME. SERIOUSLY, I'LL TAKE YOU TO SPLASH. I'll introduce you to my go-go dancing friends too, and have them execute 'em lurid moves while we laugh and laugh and laugh. Come on, bb, you've got the looks and I've got the money (not really), let's hit the town~♥

[rosalui]

I WOULD DIE OF HAPPINESS.

Is it 21+ tho? I would need fake ID. I do not have fake ID. :( Also, I would need an excuse for my mom about where I was. >.>;

TAKE ME.

And make sure I don't get drunk and get up on stage. BECAUSE I MIGHT. I WARN YOU. IT WOULD NOT BE PRETTY.

[ronsard]

It is 21+, as most clubs in NY are :( I can't even tell you where to get a fake ID since the last time I needed one I had to travel into the seedy bowels of Jackson Heights and almost very nearly was shot in a driveby. As for giving your mom an excuse, TELL HER YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH AN OLDER SOPHISTICATED LADY. That's usually code for child-molester, lololol.

Just stay away from them Red Devils and Long Island Ice Teas, and you'll be in the clear :x

[soleil_et_pluie]

^^I SECOND THAT ABOVE. BEST DAY EVER. I AM EXCITED FOR THE READING TIMES.

You should know that I still jump like an excited six year old when your username pops up on my flist, mai. u_u

[ronsard]

It's probably because I too am a 6YO and whenever each of us posts the other is like YAY PLAYDATE TIEM WITH MAI/KATE WOO.

[soleil_et_pluie]

<333333333

THERE'S A NEW CHAPTER, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, FAT BABY SASUKE AND NARUTO awww awww perhaps this chapter will be full of brightness and love

[ronsard]

perhaps this chapter will be full of brightness and love

IF ONLY ;_________;

The last panel is pretty adorbs, though. Even if it josses my fic all to hell.

[orin]

OhmygodMai. I'm wearing such a shit eating grin right now. WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW AMAZING THAT FIC WAS! So cracky and perfect and I kind of desperately needed something like that and you are amazingbells for writing it. AMAZINGBELLS. Your Shisui just- IDEK but I'd love to spend five minutes inside that boy's head because it's a riot! XD

BTW I always feel like guilty for reading Shisui/Itachi stuff b-because well, cousins BUT GOD YOU MAKE IT SOMEHOW OKAY! D: ILU for that. ;

Also props for the Madara cameo and unf. Foractuallymakinghimseemkindahot. And idk about movies but I keep thinking 'Holes'. xD

[ronsard]

I feel like he gets more and more messed up every time I write a new fic. At least in canon-verse fics I try to rein myself in a little...

It used to bother me slightly a lot too, but now I actually find it... kinda hot? D: I confess that I've been surreptitiously making them more and more closely related with every new story, yikes.

UM NO. I just read the new chapter and now all I want to do is go back to this fic and retcon in stuff like AND THEN MADARA GOT SHOT IN THE THROAT AND HE DIED. GRRRR. Also, SOOOOOB ;___;

It is 'Holes'. Apparently everyone on my flist is my soul mate \o/