[fic] Boys Will Be Boys (NC-17)

[ronsard]

So Hinata-fic is definitely happening. I went over the 1000 words mark, there's just no stopping now. It was even turning out pretty decent (if horridly dull, and not quite as gen as I'd thought it would be) but then--I had a moment. And that moment led to this. All I'm saying is, you should probably not click on that cut if you still want to

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[leahnari]

.... Haven't read it yet, but the title and your notes are bringing out my evil grin >:D I'll respond correctly asap.

Btw, did not know Hinata fic was in the works. Yay :D

[leahnari]

Oh my fucking god.

Hate to say it, Shi-kun, but I think someone needs to have that talk with Itachi. Mortifying it may be, but t'would probably be better for everyone involved.

Because oh my god XD poor Shisui does not want a repeat of this.

Itachi. Kiddo. Learn you some stealth and discretion >_>;

[ronsard]

Does he? Or did he intentionally allow Shisui to witness him in... action? I'M SORRY I CAN'T COMMENT ON THIS STORY PROPERLY IT HURTS MY *BRAIN*.

Hinata fic is most definitely in the works, and is the continuation of my new theme: starting longish gen projects that may or may not be abandoned halfway in. Not very auspicious.

[anat_astarte]

/dies! OMG this is fantastic! Poor, poor Shisui!
*snicker* XD

[ronsard]

This kind of encouragement is the reason why I can't stop being an idiot. Why do you guys believe in rewarding bad behavior? D:

[aishuu]

Of course I'll respect you in the morning, ronsard! It's not often I see writers who are even more twisted than I am. <3

So. Funny. ^_~

[ronsard]

There is probably something I can say to defend myself, but it would probably involve a story about hallucinogens and body-stealing ghouls orz

[ronsard]

a) Having met me, you should know I'm no good, and b) GO BE A TOURIST SOME MOAR AND LEAVE MY FIC ALOOOOONE.

The Talk? How about The Practical Demonstration? Does that work for you?

[ronsard]

I would, but I would probably just run out of breath and die of, like, lung-collapse on the way :|

Shisui? Who cares about him? WHAT ABOUT ME? HOW WILL *I* MAKE IT OUT ALIVE?

[gold_panner]

Oh, lol.

I can kind of imagine the talk.

"And it's less messy... uh, if you use. A... sock."

Then a week later, Shisui accidentally touches a crusty cum sock Itachi left rolled up in his futon.

But as painful as this fic is, it's still hot somehow, like the best awkward first time fics should be... And did I mention I really like awkward first time type fics~

[ronsard]

There goes all my desire to procreate. Help me wave it goodbye :-|

Probably best if he got someone to... help him out with it. And I don't even want to know what kind of "first time" this constitutes. First Time I Realize You Have A Sex Drive Starting A Chain Reaction That Ultimately Ruins My Life? That kind of First Time?

[gold_panner]

All little boys must be told how to deal with such things, because for example, under the top mattress of a bunk bed is a REALLY. BAD. PLACE. to hide crusty cum socks. Having them fall out onto a horrified and shrieking sister's face does not foster a very caring and accepting environment for learning about sexual development.

You want to write them jacking off together, you so do. Look at you, you even have a title picked out: The Practical Demonstration. Do it.... do it... do it...

[ronsard]

You know, Sam, I've always entertained this humble dream of one day crossing the Pacific Ocean and being invited to break bread with your kins and to meet each and every member of your no-doubt warm and loving family--BUT NOW I THINK I'LL JUST STAY ON THIS CONTINENT. This is why shared rooms are bad.

Is this like some kind of 12-Step program? Where the goal is to help the learner successfully execute thirteen-year-old smut. I fear I might get to the end in way fewer than 12 steps :|