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• 16:42 Aunt's puppy wrestled on my head, stuck his penis in my mouth because I was laughing. Merry Christmas indeed. #
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[shecountscrows]

16:42 Aunt's puppy wrestled on my head, stuck his penis in my mouth because I was laughing. Merry Christmas indeed.

Gagging and LOLing so hard right now...