Extreme Male Beauty.

[ron_broxted]

Channel 4. Ten pm. The tyranny of beauty. According to the programme many women judge a man by his face. Good news for Jude Law, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and George Clooney, not so good for the rest of us. One can also assess on muscular beauty, Nubret, Pudzianowski, Schwarzenegger and Van Damme. Jennifer once told me that Arnie looked like "a condom

Comments

[joeslavko]

So what's new? Men have always judged women by their looks and, whatever they might say, women use the same criteria for men.

Male beauty.

[ron_broxted]

Joe I am disappointed. I expected you to state your resemblence to Daniel Craig or at the least Gerorge Clooney. Women seem obsessed with mens battys. Why is that? How are your glutes? Does Natalie have an opinion?

Re: Male beauty.

[joeslavko]

Should I also state other obvious facts? That the sky is blue, for example? Thus it is with my resemblance (in physique) to Daniel Craig and, facially, to George Clooney. As for my glutes, they are forever pert.

Re: Male beauty.

[ron_broxted]

The shadow of your arse weighs 2 stone alone! Ratko Mladic - cheeky chappie or genocidal bastard?

[joeslavko]

Your arse is so fat you have to spell it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

As for Ratko Mladic, I've never met the man, so couldn't really say.

Male beauty.

[ron_broxted]

Your arse is so fat it has its own postcode. Your arse is so fat when you sit on a Pound Coin snot shoots out of the Queens nose!