I'm starting a band, and it will be called 10 inches.

i really wish the spice girls were still together. mel b is a piece of ass. i wanna pound it in her british fanny.

So it looks as if I may do a porno with Gwen Stefani.
I wonder how good of a fit she'd be? I don't wanna hurt the poor little thing.
Cause we all know how much heat I'M packing.

Brave nude world that we live in
Tits a far, far better thing..

I just realized that if I wore shorts short enough my penis would protrude from the bottom of them. Cool.

Miss Cleo wouldn't be so bad (to get a piece of), at least she could have the tarot tell me how damn good I am.

i want to probe christina aguilera with my massive tool.

>=)