O U NO I DID~ It's okay, ily anyway. I can be pretty slow myselff.
TAKE FOR EXAMPLE THIS STORY, which you don't actually have to read I just like retelling because I enjoy laughing at myself. OKAYSO, we were taking a vocab test in english, and it was like "what's a synonym for _____..." and one of the options was 'recognize'. except, I totally like... didn't realize what it was, and read it as 're-cognize', like 'cognize' was a word. so I called over my english teacher, and I was like, 'Yo, Mr. McConiga, what does 're-cognize' mean?' And he just looked at me, laughed, and walked away. And like five minutes later, I said, REALLY LOUDLY, in the middle of the test 'OOOOH RECOGNIZE'.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ohmygod. LOL IRL. I also enjoy the image of you just putting your hand up, and being all blinggged out and just going 'YO HOMEBOY WAT'S UP WITH THIS 'RE-COGNIZE' SHIT THAT YOU PUT ON MY PAPPER?'
Oh I so would've. Like, "Yo, homeboy, the hell is up with this re-cognize word? Like, the fuuuck does 'cognize' even MEAN?" Except if I actually had, I would've gotten expelled and really that just not worth it. THE IMAGE IS SO LOL-WORTHY, THOUGH, especially considering my teacher.
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Isn't he the most gorgeous baby in the world? You most definitely should! You should make his middle name Bill, because I'm a sucker for things like that.
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I swear if I was any slower, my brain would be going backwards.
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It's okay, ily anyway. I can be pretty slow myselff.
TAKE FOR EXAMPLE THIS STORY, which you don't actually have to read I just like retelling because I enjoy laughing at myself.
OKAYSO, we were taking a vocab test in english, and it was like "what's a synonym for _____..."
and one of the options was 'recognize'.
except, I totally like... didn't realize what it was, and read it as 're-cognize', like 'cognize' was a word.
so I called over my english teacher, and I was like, 'Yo, Mr. McConiga, what does 're-cognize' mean?'
And he just looked at me, laughed, and walked away.
And like five minutes later, I said, REALLY LOUDLY, in the middle of the test
'OOOOH RECOGNIZE'.
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ohmygod.
LOL IRL.
I also enjoy the image of you just putting your hand up, and being all blinggged out and just going 'YO HOMEBOY WAT'S UP WITH THIS 'RE-COGNIZE' SHIT THAT YOU PUT ON MY PAPPER?'
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