Dir en grey - Kaoru/Kyo - The Unexpected Mishap - 1/?

[romanticide_shu]

Title: The Unexpected Mishap
Author: shuichin or Shuichi
Genre: Romance/Action/Humor/etc
Pairings: Kaoru/Kyo, among others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: Sexual content (obviously), language, violence, fluff, Gackt, sillyness beyond your wildest dreams
Summary: AU. Crossover. Mishap: an unfortunate and possibly unforeseen accident; see "hitch."
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Comments

[liakiyo]

Don't worry, I will. For some reason everyone and their mom love the Hitch series so I have a lot of people who will come after me if I take too long between updates. XD;

[liakiyo]

lol Figure of speech. XD I think my mom would kill me (after going into a crying fit and wrecking the whole house) if she knew I was reading stuff like this, let alone writing it. Which is why she shall never know. *evil cackle*

[lucielkat]

aahhhhh
why u had to stop sooo soooooonnnnnnn

[sirigorn]

I mean, Yoshiki would have killed him if he did that and then who would sex me up?
That's so very... Kaoru. It made me laugh. XD

So did Maya. Hehe. And hide. I can't see him being such a health nut, but I suppose he did go to heaven and have long conversations with Jesus, which could change a person. Maybe.

I like how's there's smut in the first chapter.

[liakiyo]

lol Yeah, more shall be revealed on hide. This is only chapter one after all. XD;

I like to do that I'm realizing...

[sirigorn]

Goody. I got to like him a lot in THH. You'd probably make me happy, whatever you did, if you just had hide in it all. XD

It's so very exciting.

[liakiyo]

I certainly plan to be careful and respectful with the way I portray hide because I know he's a rock god and we all love him and the fact that he's dead in RL means I'm going to be as reverant as possible. I along with pretty much everybody else ♥ hide. ;_;

[freezextheframe]

hahahahaah!
my plan worked!
i got you addicted to hitch!

told you it was amazing.
and now welcome. to the crazitest world...ever.
[huggles shu]

[liakiyo]

lol You'd think I would know this stuff...learning Japanese and all that... Isn't it ookii? >_> *makes a mental note to look it up later*

Yeah, I have no idea what a CIA initiation looks like...obviously I haven't been to one... XD So we'll see how that turns out exactly.

[freezextheframe]

hahahahaha
kitty eyes? lmao i lov eyou kao. oh how much i love you.

YOSHIKIXHIDE! [happiest dansu ever]
my two favorite people!
tehe. hide isnt all RELIGION = YEAY he doenst want to die..again. nor does he want yoshiki or kao or kyo to die. because he loves them something stupid. just like i love and miss him something even more stupid. [nods]

kyo is a blanket-skirt. need i say squee?

GAH!
im sooooooo exicited.
and, i must say, im glad kirito is comming back.
yeah, never hought id say that. esp after all the ways i planned killing him.
but i can save thoes plans for kiyaharou. ...still a bastardito.

ok. i shut up nows.
LOVELOVELOVE
-Meg

[liakiyo]

lol Yeah, more light will be shed on hide's "religion" as we get further into the story. XD;

Yep, yep, and Kirito is going to be chasing after Aiji so that makes it even more fun. WHEE! 8D