Dir en grey - Kaoru/Kyo - The Unexpected Mishap - 1/?
Title: The Unexpected Mishap
Author: shuichin or Shuichi
Genre: Romance/Action/Humor/etc
Pairings: Kaoru/Kyo, among others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: Sexual content (obviously), language, violence, fluff, Gackt, sillyness beyond your wildest dreams
Summary: AU. Crossover. Mishap: an unfortunate and possibly unforeseen accident; see "hitch."
Notes: Here's the first part, just as I promised! :D I can't really say when I'll have the next one up because I have other fics that demand my time, too (plus schoolbooks to buy this week x_X), but I love Hitch and I love my readers so I won't make you wait too long. ;)
Cast of Characters || About The Series || FANATICAL A fansite! || hitch_fans
Part 1: After Happily Ever After
The sad thing, of course, is that it wasn’t even lunch time yet and already we were both hard and horny. Kyo was on the couch and I was on top of him. It was his stupid fault for walking around the house naked… God, it’s got to be below freezing outside, but still my boyfriend thinks he has the balls to walk around in nothing but his skin just because he slept naked and he’s too lazy to get clothes on… Or maybe he was trying to seduce me. Why do I need to know now that I think about it? Hell, why am I even thinking about it!?
I was still fully clothed, but he was seeing to that as we kissed greedily. It was one of those instances where foreplay was hardly necessary. In fact, I’m sure he was planning something because, hello, I could see his naked and erect dick before I tackled him to the couch. He was already horny.
Anyway, it didn’t take long before he was able to pull my shirt over my head. I immediately resumed kissing him, but he pushed me away and gave me a glare. "Must you?" He asked, though I’m sure it was a rhetorical question.
I gave him the best puppy dog-well, no, kitty cat eyes I could muster and said, "But I like to kiss you."
He rolled his eyes; for some reason the kitty cat eyes always turned him into mush when they came from the actual cats, but when I tried he either rolled his eyes or snorted. Unfair if you ask me. "The more you kiss me the longer we have to wait for the good part," he rationalized. "You don’t want to wait, do you?" He grabbed his own need and started stroking it.
Goddamn. I couldn’t say anything after that…I mean, I think it’s sexy when Kyo is rational. And when he grabs himself.
I got off the couch for a moment so my pants and boxers could be removed as quickly as possible, then I was back atop him, and very pleased when he decided to grab the back of my neck and bring me in for some good kissing. There wasn’t much room on the couch so we both had a leg off of it, but I figured having a foot on the floor would help steady me for…well, I’m sure you can all imagine.
"Ready?" I murmured against his lips after awhile.
"You’ve got to stop asking," he said with a light laugh. "You should know me by now."
He was right. I made a silent vow to start paying heed to his wordless requests and gave him one more quick kiss before steadying myself and driving into him. He made a sound in the back of his throat and wrapped his arms around my shoulders so that I was pressed very tightly to his chest. I could hear his heavy breathing in my ear and it sent a pleasant shiver up my spine. "You okay?" I breathed out, hoping he would say yes because I had such an overwhelming urge to move my hips I wasn’t sure I would be able to suppress it for much longer.
"Mm-hm," he answered, and to prove his point he moved his hips.
That was my green light and I instantly started thrusting into him, burying my face in his neck and leaving an array of kisses and love bites there. He continued to holding me tightly and after awhile I was finally rewarded with one of his softer moans. "Ka-Kaoru," he panted out, "I-I just have to-to tell you something…oh god…"
I chuckled and pulled back a little so I could start leaving a trail of sloppy kisses up his neck to his jawline. "Hm?" I said against his skin.
"I love you."
I wanted to laugh because…well, there was something so cute about the way he had said it, how he felt he had to lead up to it somehow. He loosened his grip on me so I could straighten up; I gave him a kiss on the nose and then smiled. He raised an eyebrow and said, "Erm, aren’t you su-supposed to say someth-thing back?"
I granted his wish. "I love you, too."
No more words (intelligent ones, anyway) were spoken after that; I grabbed his thighs and went faster, the desire and love I felt for the man beneath me spreading like a stream of pleasure to every nerve ending in my body. In fact, I was still smiling like a dope even as we had raunchy sex. He started arching his back and moaning with each of my thrusts, grabbing my hands and holding tightly to them as he rushed up on his climax. I came merely a few seconds after he did, and I was going to lean in to give him a sweet kiss, but the apartment door burst open then, stopping me.
In fact, I shrieked like a little girl and fell off of the couch, causing Kyo to let out a yelp when I pulled so roughly out of him. "What the hell is wrong with you!?" He yelled after me, having the sense himself to grab the blanket off the back of the couch and cover himself with it.
Meanwhile, I was sprawled out on the floor, displaying my ass for the world to see. Or Yoshiki and Hide, in that particular case.
"You kids clean up nice," Hide remarked, shutting the door behind him with his foot since his arms were full with grocery bags.
Yoshiki slid an arm around his shoulders and smiled apologetically at us. "Sorry, he assumed the door would be unlocked and just figured-"
"Figured you could come waltzing right in like you live here!" I exclaimed, standing up and pointing an accusatory finger at him (while blushing intensely because they were both looking at my pee-pee). "Knock next time, Hide, just knock! I mean, is it really that har-hey, are you listening to me!?"
He obviously wasn’t because he brushed right by me so he could set the bags on the table, then immediately began lavishing attention on the two cats who came out to greet him. "Awww, hi my babies!" He cooed. "You missed me, huh? I missed you, too! Wow, Ai-kun, you’re sure getting big! Better watch out, Itami-chan, one of these days he’ll be able to beat you up!"
However big Aisuru was compared to his size when Kyo first brought him home, he was still snack-sized compared to Itami-chan’s large stature, which the older cat seemed to think because she said stiffly, "Nyan!"
Hide chuckled and stroked behind her ears. "Okay, okay, I’m sorry, your highness!"
I had my hands on my hips and I shook my head, looking over my shoulder at Yoshiki. "You know, he is some piece of work!"
Yoshiki finally removed his sunglasses and gave me a warm smile, his eyes shining brightly and happily. "Oh yes, he most certainly is."
I slapped my forehead because there was no way in hell, heaven, Hades, or on earth that he meant what I did. Lovers and their biases!
"Ahem, Kaoru, would you mind GETTING SOME PANTS ON FOR FUCK’S SAKE!? We have company, you dumbass!" Kyo yelled in my ear suddenly.
I turned to accuse him of the same transgression, but I realized he wasn’t showing off his chibi (or ookii, in his case) to all the world because he had wrapped the blanket around his waist like some kind of long, tropical skirt. It was both cute and comical and had he not looked murderous I would have made a comment about it. Instead I picked up my pants off the floor and grumbled to myself as I pulled them on. "What are you guys doing here anyway?" I asked peevishly, walking over to the table where Hide was starting to take groceries out of the bags and put them in their proper places.
He gave me his cute smile (and I felt a little less mad…bastard), then said simply, "What does it look like?"
I looked in one of the bags and pulled out a pineapple. "It looks like you raided a convenience store and brought us the spoils."
"Something like that," he chortled.
Yoshiki and Kyo joined us as well, and the former said, "You know Hide, he has to keep looking after you even if he’s not your guardian angel anymore."
Kyo looked mildly put out, though, and said, "Well, I can take care of him, you know. Not only am I his lover, but I’m a qualified black belt, I’m certified in CPR and first aid, I have-"
"Yes, yes, I know," Hide waved him off, "and I think it’s really cute you want to take care of him, but let’s be serious for a moment… I’m his guardian angel so-"
"Was," I put in tactfully, grabbing Kyo’s arm to stop him from murdering Hide.
I mean, Yoshiki would have killed him if he did that and then who would sex me up?
Hide sighed and set down the bag of rice in his hand, turning to look at me, his expression growing serious. "That may be, but…well, it’s not like I can just turn it off, Kaoru. I still have this innate connection with you and I just…I feel out of sorts if I’m not making sure you’re okay. Besides, it’s good to help other people out! I hope you two can make good use of all this food." He grinned widely again.
I grinned back and nudged Kyo, who sighed and said with feigned politeness, "Of course we will, you know Kaoru has to eat all the time to successfully have the big ass he has."
I immediately whipped my head around to look at my ass, but Hide laughed and said, "What? He barely even has an ass, Kyo-kun!"
Kyo glared at him and I was about to kick Hide and Yoshiki both out of the apartment, but Yoshiki grabbed my arm then and said, "Can I have a word, Kaoru?"
I raised an eyebrow, then shrugged. "Sure, let’s go outside."
"I’m coming, too," Kyo said, casting another cold glance at Hide when he set to making tuna sandwiches and decided to share with the cats.
We went to the balcony where Kyo and I immediately lit up cigarettes. I was curious as to why Yoshiki didn’t, and it was as though he read my mind because he said, "Hide’s on a non-smoking kick."
There was something akin to weary fondness in his voice. Kyo and I exchanged glances, then he said, "How come? I thought he smokes, too."
Yoshiki shook his head and leaned against the railing with a sigh. "No, not since he got back from heaven." He paused to laugh. "I’ll never get used to saying that… But seriously, I guess one of the things that got instilled in him while he was there was a sense of health so now he’s avidly against smoking. He doesn’t want me doing it." He shook his head.
I nodded and eyed him curiously for a moment, recalling how Hide would always smoke with me when he was living in the apartment, but when I thought about it I realized it probably wasn’t hazardous to his health then since he was an angel and therefore indestructible. "Are you…happy with him?" I asked carefully.
He looked a little stunned and quickly said, "Well of course I am! I can’t believe you would even suggest I’m not!"
"Yeah, really," Kyo said, shaking his head. "You didn’t have to work beneath him and hear all his millions of stories about Hideto and how much he loves Hideto and how good Hideto is at arching his back and how when Hideto does that thing with his tongue he gets all-"
Yoshiki cleared his throat. "Thank you, Kyo, you back up my point well."
I sent my boyfriend a glare that he didn’t see, then smiled at Yoshiki. "I wasn’t suggesting that, I just thought…I mean, you seem a little…annoyed."
Yoshiki smiled, too, and turned his gaze back to the city. "I am, a little. I love Hide with every fiber of my being, I always will, and nothing could possibly change that. I’m just a little worried that…well, now that he’s been to heaven some of his views have changed." He looked back over at us. "He was always a Good Samaritan, giving blood and money and all of that, but now he’s just a little more…well, he’s a little more religious."
I raised an eyebrow and then started laughing. "Yeah, right! Hide!?"
"Believe it," he said firmly. "Kaoru, he’s actually been to heaven. He’s stood in the presence of God. He’ll go on and on about his conversations with Jesus Christ, for crying out loud! Yet you think he couldn’t possibly have changed?"
"But you said you still love him," Kyo pointed out, "so I don’t see what the problem is."
Yoshiki sighed and shrugged. "It isn’t a problem, I’m just a little concerned, that’s all."
I shrugged as well. "Meh, I don’t think you have anything to worry about. He’s just got religion now, that’s all. Worse things have happened to people."
But at that moment Hide stepped outside with us and snatched my cigarette from me, dropping it and snubbing it out good with the heel of his shoe. "What are you doing, Kaoru!? Don’t you know you could die from doing that? Every time you smoke a cigarette that’s 2 minutes of your life gone." He shook his head and went back inside, shutting the door behind him.
Kyo burst into laughter, but I shot a disgruntled look over at Yoshiki and said, "Okay, I see your point."
Shortly thereafter we all sat around the table and ate the tuna sandwiches Hide had made. He told us all about the new salon that Yoshiki bought for him. I promised him that Kyo and I would visit the next time we needed haircuts. Yoshiki told us it was a shame we didn’t have a piano so we could listen to his nearly finished piece of music. "It’s only fifteen minutes long right now, but when it’s finished I’m hoping it’s something like twenty-five minutes long," he explained. "It’ll probably be one of the shorter pieces on the single I want to put out eventually." I made a mental note to never buy a piano.
After lunch the two of them left, Hide hollering behind him that we should take showers since it would be bad hygiene considering we’d just had sex. When the door closed Kyo rolled his eyes and said, "I dunno, I heard semen is a natural exfoliant."
I made a face. "That’s just gross, Kyo."
He smirked and made his way to the bedroom. "Well, I’ll take a shower first because I have to meet with Kirito."
I made another face and followed him. "How come? I haven’t heard that name even mentioned all last month!"
"Because," he said peevishly, pulling the blanket skirt off with one deft move, "today I’m getting initiated into the CIA. He has to drive me to the headquarters and everything. I guess they’re pretty strict on how these things are done."
"Oh, I see," I said with a sigh. "So that means you’ll be working again?"
Kyo nodded and flashed me a big smile. "As a matter of fact, we’re supposed to get our assignment today! Can you believe it? I’m going to be assigned something by the CIA!"
He was so excited that my only response could be a smile and a cleverly untruthful, "Awesome!"
He disappeared into the bathroom then and I let out my breath before going back into the kitchen to clean up the rest of our lunch mess. Obviously, I wanted Kyo to be happy and I wanted to be a good boyfriend, but can you imagine how having him in the CIA scared me? Not only that, but if Kirito was his partner (and I detested calling him that anyway), it meant they would be spending a lot of time together, right? My bones quaked with jealousy at the thought. My envy problems were something I was still working on…
After his shower he gave me a quick peck on the lips, then darted out the door looking like Christmas had come early. I sighed and sat down on the couch, instantly feeling lonely. At least in the past when Kyo went to work I had work of my own to do, or in the more recent past Hide was there to keep me company… Itami-chan was snoozing on top of the TV and Aisuru hopped up on my lap to nap there. He was sleeping more as he got older, but he seemed to constantly want to be curled up with someone else when he slept. I ran a hand through his fur and he started purring. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the down moments I could spend just with the cats, but…well, by this point I was so crazy in love with Kyo I really just wanted to be with him all the time.
I soon dozed off, but after awhile I was jolted back to consciousness when there was a knock on the door. My brow furrowed and I groaned quietly as I stretched my legs out. I picked up Aisuru and dumped him onto one of the cushions, then got up and stretched more as I slowly made my way to the door.
Upon opening it I found myself looking at a very cute young man with lots of blonde hair, make-up, and a definite sense of fashion. I offered him a charming smile and said, "Can I help you?"
He gave me a smile as cute as him, then promptly slapped me hard in the face.
Part 2
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Notes: 1) Chibi is small while ookii is big. XD
2) FYI, hide really was a Good Samaritan while he was alive. He was always giving blood, donating money to charities, and a lot of X fans are familiar with the story of how he gave a bone marrow transfusion to a girl who wrote to him and mentioned her condition. Apparently he also gave her backstage passes to an X concert. He wasn't just a pretty face or a hardcore rocker, he was a caring, selfless human being. OMG I just made myself cry. ;_;
3) Maya makes a good first impression, doesn't he? 8D I'm sorry this chapter is so short, I had planned for it to be longer at first. I was originally going to have Kyo/Kirito/CIA in this chapter, but I cut it out because I thought it disrupted the flow of the chapter. So that gets to be in the next chapter. X) I'M SO EXCITED!
Author: shuichin or Shuichi
Genre: Romance/Action/Humor/etc
Pairings: Kaoru/Kyo, among others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: Sexual content (obviously), language, violence, fluff, Gackt, sillyness beyond your wildest dreams
Summary: AU. Crossover. Mishap: an unfortunate and possibly unforeseen accident; see "hitch."
Notes: Here's the first part, just as I promised! :D I can't really say when I'll have the next one up because I have other fics that demand my time, too (plus schoolbooks to buy this week x_X), but I love Hitch and I love my readers so I won't make you wait too long. ;)
Cast of Characters || About The Series || FANATICAL A fansite! || hitch_fans
Part 1: After Happily Ever After
The sad thing, of course, is that it wasn’t even lunch time yet and already we were both hard and horny. Kyo was on the couch and I was on top of him. It was his stupid fault for walking around the house naked… God, it’s got to be below freezing outside, but still my boyfriend thinks he has the balls to walk around in nothing but his skin just because he slept naked and he’s too lazy to get clothes on… Or maybe he was trying to seduce me. Why do I need to know now that I think about it? Hell, why am I even thinking about it!?
I was still fully clothed, but he was seeing to that as we kissed greedily. It was one of those instances where foreplay was hardly necessary. In fact, I’m sure he was planning something because, hello, I could see his naked and erect dick before I tackled him to the couch. He was already horny.
Anyway, it didn’t take long before he was able to pull my shirt over my head. I immediately resumed kissing him, but he pushed me away and gave me a glare. "Must you?" He asked, though I’m sure it was a rhetorical question.
I gave him the best puppy dog-well, no, kitty cat eyes I could muster and said, "But I like to kiss you."
He rolled his eyes; for some reason the kitty cat eyes always turned him into mush when they came from the actual cats, but when I tried he either rolled his eyes or snorted. Unfair if you ask me. "The more you kiss me the longer we have to wait for the good part," he rationalized. "You don’t want to wait, do you?" He grabbed his own need and started stroking it.
Goddamn. I couldn’t say anything after that…I mean, I think it’s sexy when Kyo is rational. And when he grabs himself.
I got off the couch for a moment so my pants and boxers could be removed as quickly as possible, then I was back atop him, and very pleased when he decided to grab the back of my neck and bring me in for some good kissing. There wasn’t much room on the couch so we both had a leg off of it, but I figured having a foot on the floor would help steady me for…well, I’m sure you can all imagine.
"Ready?" I murmured against his lips after awhile.
"You’ve got to stop asking," he said with a light laugh. "You should know me by now."
He was right. I made a silent vow to start paying heed to his wordless requests and gave him one more quick kiss before steadying myself and driving into him. He made a sound in the back of his throat and wrapped his arms around my shoulders so that I was pressed very tightly to his chest. I could hear his heavy breathing in my ear and it sent a pleasant shiver up my spine. "You okay?" I breathed out, hoping he would say yes because I had such an overwhelming urge to move my hips I wasn’t sure I would be able to suppress it for much longer.
"Mm-hm," he answered, and to prove his point he moved his hips.
That was my green light and I instantly started thrusting into him, burying my face in his neck and leaving an array of kisses and love bites there. He continued to holding me tightly and after awhile I was finally rewarded with one of his softer moans. "Ka-Kaoru," he panted out, "I-I just have to-to tell you something…oh god…"
I chuckled and pulled back a little so I could start leaving a trail of sloppy kisses up his neck to his jawline. "Hm?" I said against his skin.
"I love you."
I wanted to laugh because…well, there was something so cute about the way he had said it, how he felt he had to lead up to it somehow. He loosened his grip on me so I could straighten up; I gave him a kiss on the nose and then smiled. He raised an eyebrow and said, "Erm, aren’t you su-supposed to say someth-thing back?"
I granted his wish. "I love you, too."
No more words (intelligent ones, anyway) were spoken after that; I grabbed his thighs and went faster, the desire and love I felt for the man beneath me spreading like a stream of pleasure to every nerve ending in my body. In fact, I was still smiling like a dope even as we had raunchy sex. He started arching his back and moaning with each of my thrusts, grabbing my hands and holding tightly to them as he rushed up on his climax. I came merely a few seconds after he did, and I was going to lean in to give him a sweet kiss, but the apartment door burst open then, stopping me.
In fact, I shrieked like a little girl and fell off of the couch, causing Kyo to let out a yelp when I pulled so roughly out of him. "What the hell is wrong with you!?" He yelled after me, having the sense himself to grab the blanket off the back of the couch and cover himself with it.
Meanwhile, I was sprawled out on the floor, displaying my ass for the world to see. Or Yoshiki and Hide, in that particular case.
"You kids clean up nice," Hide remarked, shutting the door behind him with his foot since his arms were full with grocery bags.
Yoshiki slid an arm around his shoulders and smiled apologetically at us. "Sorry, he assumed the door would be unlocked and just figured-"
"Figured you could come waltzing right in like you live here!" I exclaimed, standing up and pointing an accusatory finger at him (while blushing intensely because they were both looking at my pee-pee). "Knock next time, Hide, just knock! I mean, is it really that har-hey, are you listening to me!?"
He obviously wasn’t because he brushed right by me so he could set the bags on the table, then immediately began lavishing attention on the two cats who came out to greet him. "Awww, hi my babies!" He cooed. "You missed me, huh? I missed you, too! Wow, Ai-kun, you’re sure getting big! Better watch out, Itami-chan, one of these days he’ll be able to beat you up!"
However big Aisuru was compared to his size when Kyo first brought him home, he was still snack-sized compared to Itami-chan’s large stature, which the older cat seemed to think because she said stiffly, "Nyan!"
Hide chuckled and stroked behind her ears. "Okay, okay, I’m sorry, your highness!"
I had my hands on my hips and I shook my head, looking over my shoulder at Yoshiki. "You know, he is some piece of work!"
Yoshiki finally removed his sunglasses and gave me a warm smile, his eyes shining brightly and happily. "Oh yes, he most certainly is."
I slapped my forehead because there was no way in hell, heaven, Hades, or on earth that he meant what I did. Lovers and their biases!
"Ahem, Kaoru, would you mind GETTING SOME PANTS ON FOR FUCK’S SAKE!? We have company, you dumbass!" Kyo yelled in my ear suddenly.
I turned to accuse him of the same transgression, but I realized he wasn’t showing off his chibi (or ookii, in his case) to all the world because he had wrapped the blanket around his waist like some kind of long, tropical skirt. It was both cute and comical and had he not looked murderous I would have made a comment about it. Instead I picked up my pants off the floor and grumbled to myself as I pulled them on. "What are you guys doing here anyway?" I asked peevishly, walking over to the table where Hide was starting to take groceries out of the bags and put them in their proper places.
He gave me his cute smile (and I felt a little less mad…bastard), then said simply, "What does it look like?"
I looked in one of the bags and pulled out a pineapple. "It looks like you raided a convenience store and brought us the spoils."
"Something like that," he chortled.
Yoshiki and Kyo joined us as well, and the former said, "You know Hide, he has to keep looking after you even if he’s not your guardian angel anymore."
Kyo looked mildly put out, though, and said, "Well, I can take care of him, you know. Not only am I his lover, but I’m a qualified black belt, I’m certified in CPR and first aid, I have-"
"Yes, yes, I know," Hide waved him off, "and I think it’s really cute you want to take care of him, but let’s be serious for a moment… I’m his guardian angel so-"
"Was," I put in tactfully, grabbing Kyo’s arm to stop him from murdering Hide.
I mean, Yoshiki would have killed him if he did that and then who would sex me up?
Hide sighed and set down the bag of rice in his hand, turning to look at me, his expression growing serious. "That may be, but…well, it’s not like I can just turn it off, Kaoru. I still have this innate connection with you and I just…I feel out of sorts if I’m not making sure you’re okay. Besides, it’s good to help other people out! I hope you two can make good use of all this food." He grinned widely again.
I grinned back and nudged Kyo, who sighed and said with feigned politeness, "Of course we will, you know Kaoru has to eat all the time to successfully have the big ass he has."
I immediately whipped my head around to look at my ass, but Hide laughed and said, "What? He barely even has an ass, Kyo-kun!"
Kyo glared at him and I was about to kick Hide and Yoshiki both out of the apartment, but Yoshiki grabbed my arm then and said, "Can I have a word, Kaoru?"
I raised an eyebrow, then shrugged. "Sure, let’s go outside."
"I’m coming, too," Kyo said, casting another cold glance at Hide when he set to making tuna sandwiches and decided to share with the cats.
We went to the balcony where Kyo and I immediately lit up cigarettes. I was curious as to why Yoshiki didn’t, and it was as though he read my mind because he said, "Hide’s on a non-smoking kick."
There was something akin to weary fondness in his voice. Kyo and I exchanged glances, then he said, "How come? I thought he smokes, too."
Yoshiki shook his head and leaned against the railing with a sigh. "No, not since he got back from heaven." He paused to laugh. "I’ll never get used to saying that… But seriously, I guess one of the things that got instilled in him while he was there was a sense of health so now he’s avidly against smoking. He doesn’t want me doing it." He shook his head.
I nodded and eyed him curiously for a moment, recalling how Hide would always smoke with me when he was living in the apartment, but when I thought about it I realized it probably wasn’t hazardous to his health then since he was an angel and therefore indestructible. "Are you…happy with him?" I asked carefully.
He looked a little stunned and quickly said, "Well of course I am! I can’t believe you would even suggest I’m not!"
"Yeah, really," Kyo said, shaking his head. "You didn’t have to work beneath him and hear all his millions of stories about Hideto and how much he loves Hideto and how good Hideto is at arching his back and how when Hideto does that thing with his tongue he gets all-"
Yoshiki cleared his throat. "Thank you, Kyo, you back up my point well."
I sent my boyfriend a glare that he didn’t see, then smiled at Yoshiki. "I wasn’t suggesting that, I just thought…I mean, you seem a little…annoyed."
Yoshiki smiled, too, and turned his gaze back to the city. "I am, a little. I love Hide with every fiber of my being, I always will, and nothing could possibly change that. I’m just a little worried that…well, now that he’s been to heaven some of his views have changed." He looked back over at us. "He was always a Good Samaritan, giving blood and money and all of that, but now he’s just a little more…well, he’s a little more religious."
I raised an eyebrow and then started laughing. "Yeah, right! Hide!?"
"Believe it," he said firmly. "Kaoru, he’s actually been to heaven. He’s stood in the presence of God. He’ll go on and on about his conversations with Jesus Christ, for crying out loud! Yet you think he couldn’t possibly have changed?"
"But you said you still love him," Kyo pointed out, "so I don’t see what the problem is."
Yoshiki sighed and shrugged. "It isn’t a problem, I’m just a little concerned, that’s all."
I shrugged as well. "Meh, I don’t think you have anything to worry about. He’s just got religion now, that’s all. Worse things have happened to people."
But at that moment Hide stepped outside with us and snatched my cigarette from me, dropping it and snubbing it out good with the heel of his shoe. "What are you doing, Kaoru!? Don’t you know you could die from doing that? Every time you smoke a cigarette that’s 2 minutes of your life gone." He shook his head and went back inside, shutting the door behind him.
Kyo burst into laughter, but I shot a disgruntled look over at Yoshiki and said, "Okay, I see your point."
Shortly thereafter we all sat around the table and ate the tuna sandwiches Hide had made. He told us all about the new salon that Yoshiki bought for him. I promised him that Kyo and I would visit the next time we needed haircuts. Yoshiki told us it was a shame we didn’t have a piano so we could listen to his nearly finished piece of music. "It’s only fifteen minutes long right now, but when it’s finished I’m hoping it’s something like twenty-five minutes long," he explained. "It’ll probably be one of the shorter pieces on the single I want to put out eventually." I made a mental note to never buy a piano.
After lunch the two of them left, Hide hollering behind him that we should take showers since it would be bad hygiene considering we’d just had sex. When the door closed Kyo rolled his eyes and said, "I dunno, I heard semen is a natural exfoliant."
I made a face. "That’s just gross, Kyo."
He smirked and made his way to the bedroom. "Well, I’ll take a shower first because I have to meet with Kirito."
I made another face and followed him. "How come? I haven’t heard that name even mentioned all last month!"
"Because," he said peevishly, pulling the blanket skirt off with one deft move, "today I’m getting initiated into the CIA. He has to drive me to the headquarters and everything. I guess they’re pretty strict on how these things are done."
"Oh, I see," I said with a sigh. "So that means you’ll be working again?"
Kyo nodded and flashed me a big smile. "As a matter of fact, we’re supposed to get our assignment today! Can you believe it? I’m going to be assigned something by the CIA!"
He was so excited that my only response could be a smile and a cleverly untruthful, "Awesome!"
He disappeared into the bathroom then and I let out my breath before going back into the kitchen to clean up the rest of our lunch mess. Obviously, I wanted Kyo to be happy and I wanted to be a good boyfriend, but can you imagine how having him in the CIA scared me? Not only that, but if Kirito was his partner (and I detested calling him that anyway), it meant they would be spending a lot of time together, right? My bones quaked with jealousy at the thought. My envy problems were something I was still working on…
After his shower he gave me a quick peck on the lips, then darted out the door looking like Christmas had come early. I sighed and sat down on the couch, instantly feeling lonely. At least in the past when Kyo went to work I had work of my own to do, or in the more recent past Hide was there to keep me company… Itami-chan was snoozing on top of the TV and Aisuru hopped up on my lap to nap there. He was sleeping more as he got older, but he seemed to constantly want to be curled up with someone else when he slept. I ran a hand through his fur and he started purring. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the down moments I could spend just with the cats, but…well, by this point I was so crazy in love with Kyo I really just wanted to be with him all the time.
I soon dozed off, but after awhile I was jolted back to consciousness when there was a knock on the door. My brow furrowed and I groaned quietly as I stretched my legs out. I picked up Aisuru and dumped him onto one of the cushions, then got up and stretched more as I slowly made my way to the door.
Upon opening it I found myself looking at a very cute young man with lots of blonde hair, make-up, and a definite sense of fashion. I offered him a charming smile and said, "Can I help you?"
He gave me a smile as cute as him, then promptly slapped me hard in the face.
Part 2
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Notes: 1) Chibi is small while ookii is big. XD
2) FYI, hide really was a Good Samaritan while he was alive. He was always giving blood, donating money to charities, and a lot of X fans are familiar with the story of how he gave a bone marrow transfusion to a girl who wrote to him and mentioned her condition. Apparently he also gave her backstage passes to an X concert. He wasn't just a pretty face or a hardcore rocker, he was a caring, selfless human being. OMG I just made myself cry. ;_;
3) Maya makes a good first impression, doesn't he? 8D I'm sorry this chapter is so short, I had planned for it to be longer at first. I was originally going to have Kyo/Kirito/CIA in this chapter, but I cut it out because I thought it disrupted the flow of the chapter. So that gets to be in the next chapter. X) I'M SO EXCITED!