[Stephanie laughs] Yeah, I really gotta stop hanging out with Batman. His 'grr'ness rubs off on you. It's rather irritating.
ooh!! I love cherry pie! [She laughs again and removes the hat, but not the coat and boots] How about Xanadu? We can get messy there and nobody will care, cuz it's a garden.
PIE FIGHTS R SRS BIZNESSindigo_justiceJuly 7 2008, 02:01:04 UTC
*Steph laughs and follows her, feeling like an idiot*
All righty. Lets make this a good, clean fight....er....well, as clean as a fight with pies can be. The loser has...uh...well, the loser has to buy dinner. I haven't eaten yet.
Oh, who, moi~? Why, I'd nevah! You, on the othah hand.....
[Harley leaps up into the tree (by way of lower branches or just simple acrobatic hax, whichever's better) with a laugh and shoots a banana cream pie aimed right for Steph's face.]
I wonder....who do you think will win?indigo_justiceJuly 7 2008, 20:53:21 UTC
Ahh!!! [Stephanie tries to duck, but doesn't suceed. She gets half a face worth of banana cream pie. In response, she throws a pie right back at Harley, aiming at her face.]
Uuuuuuum, I dunno. Possible tie, both have to wear dinner? >_>romantic_rubeJuly 7 2008, 20:59:18 UTC
Heheh, as long as ya ain't makin' me do math on the fly I think we'll manage. Now stand still so I can hit ya!
[Harley, having been leaping forward to throw that pie, had to pause just long enough to regain her footing that she made a perfect target for Steph. The projectile collides directly with her face, splatting red juice back over the front of her hair and down onto her chef coat. She shakes it off her face and wipes away some of the stuff on her face with her sleeve.]
Pthhhbt! Blech, got some o' that up my nose... Yuck! When I win, we're having the messiest dinner I can come up with!
How are you doing, Harley?
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Well, I'm expecting some sort of whipped cream hurricane. Gotta keep my hair safe somehow.
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Aw, c'mon, don't be a fuddy-dud! 'sides, I got all sorts o' pies! Blueberry, cherry, pumpkin, banana cream, you name it!
[Kicking her legs like a little kid, wide smile on her face]
So, where to?
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Yeah, I really gotta stop hanging out with Batman. His 'grr'ness rubs off on you. It's rather irritating.
ooh!! I love cherry pie!
[She laughs again and removes the hat, but not the coat and boots]
How about Xanadu? We can get messy there and nobody will care, cuz it's a garden.
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[Harley hops off and grabs the handle of the cart, leaning on it as she pushes it toward Xanadu]
Th' Park it is, then! Sounds like a plan t'me!
[She sings cheerfully all the way to the park, finding a nice clearing out of the way to drop the crates off.]
Right! Here we are!
[She gestures to the opening, back facing the crates as she admires the scenery for a moment]
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All righty. Lets make this a good, clean fight....er....well, as clean as a fight with pies can be. The loser has...uh...well, the loser has to buy dinner. I haven't eaten yet.
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[Harley opens up both crates, hopping back behind hers and pausing just briefly to try and decide which one to use first.]
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And that makes 2 of us. Just because I'm a good guy doesn't mean I don't like being bad.
[Stephanie approaches the crates, and grabs a stack of cherry pies, resisting the urge to eat them]
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[Harley grabs a few banana cream pies- a classic- and approaches Stephanie.]
Okay, quickdraw rules. Backs facing, 5 paces and turn. Got it, kiddo?
[Harley stands with her back to Stephanie and starts stepping, fully planning to turn and throw when she counts to 4.]
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And that works for me.
[She's smirking as she turns her back, walking 1...2....3....and then she turns, throws a pie, and runs.]
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[Harley's caught off-guard and catches the pie directly on the small of her back. She about-faces and glares before smirking and giving chase.]
Come back here ya crummy two-bit cheata'!
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If I hadn't done it, I bet you would've!
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Oh, who, moi~? Why, I'd nevah! You, on the othah hand.....
[Harley leaps up into the tree (by way of lower branches or just simple acrobatic hax, whichever's better) with a laugh and shoots a banana cream pie aimed right for Steph's face.]
HYAH!
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[Stephanie tries to duck, but doesn't suceed. She gets half a face worth of banana cream pie. In response, she throws a pie right back at Harley, aiming at her face.]
Now look at me! I'm 2 Face, oh no!!
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[Harley, having been leaping forward to throw that pie, had to pause just long enough to regain her footing that she made a perfect target for Steph. The projectile collides directly with her face, splatting red juice back over the front of her hair and down onto her chef coat. She shakes it off her face and wipes away some of the stuff on her face with her sleeve.]
Pthhhbt! Blech, got some o' that up my nose... Yuck! When I win, we're having the messiest dinner I can come up with!
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[Stephanie has wiped off the cream from her face, and is prepared for another strike]
Sounds good in my book!
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