Comments | romanlawyer: My First Time

romanlawyer

My First Time

Mar 21, 2006 21:27

The first time I was suspended from high school, the official charge against me was downgraded from “verbal sexual assault” to “lewd conduct ( Read more... )

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textureslut March 22 2006, 04:28:43 UTC

A cracking good read, sir.

romanlawyer March 23 2006, 01:40:00 UTC

thank you. you said sir.

calamityjake March 22 2006, 14:23:24 UTC

It had to be Jake, didn't it. It just had to be Jake.

perfectlylegal March 22 2006, 17:19:04 UTC

Jake is a popular name for a guy with weird sexual quirks.

romanlawyer March 23 2006, 01:40:29 UTC

you must be my alter-ego: all the things i wanted to be, you are.

perfectlylegal March 22 2006, 17:53:04 UTC

First of all, I would just like to say your mom is my hero ( ... )

romanlawyer March 23 2006, 01:43:15 UTC

this is just a little too weird cause i had an AP independent study in psychology and there was this other girl who had another independent study the same period as me, so we spent a lot of time in the same room. one day, as she sat across a table from me, i just took of my shoe and put my foot between her legs until she got off. we did this several times a month, not even stopping if someone came in the room. your name isn't lillian, is it?

perfectlylegal March 23 2006, 15:06:45 UTC

Lillian is just the name I use when I feel like getting a little academic with my sex life.

yellowstripes March 24 2006, 01:47:36 UTC

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romanlawyer March 24 2006, 05:05:57 UTC

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kookaburra21 March 25 2006, 02:58:12 UTC

I'm so glad I ran up the escalator last night.