A short post of sartorial horror

[cheryl_bites]

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[stickmarionette]

The result looks like Petr Cech performing some sort of S&M sex game in Roman Abramovich's dungeon.
*chokes* Was Jose involved?

Not the first cheekbone/nose-shield I've seen, but the other one wasn't nearly as a alarming. *g*

I have no comments on the t-shirt. :D

[cheryl_bites]

*chokes* Was Jose involved?

Hmmm. *Thinks* No. Roman has to treat him like a princess by buying him Ferarris and things, otherwise he'd take the huff and leave. (Er, again.) However, your mind is clearly working in the right direction. >:D

Not the first cheekbone/nose-shield I've seen, but the other one wasn't nearly as a alarming. *g*

D: Precisely! I mean, if you compare well-known face masks:

[stickmarionette]

I meant involved as in being on the, er, giving rather than receiving end, which might also be seen by Roman as a nice present. :D

The one I immediately thought of was Puyol's from years back. But you're so right about the Hannibal Lecter thing. Eeeek.

[cheryl_bites]

*Thinks again* Hmm. True. Did Saint Kat not write a fic along those lines a bit ago? But I can't get on board; I always write Jojo as very cuddly and conservative except when he's asking Rafa to punch him in the face.

Ph, yes, Puyol's is quite sensible. Thought it must have been hell to put on if the straps got caught in his hair.

[cheryl_bites]

Well, he'll just have to ask one of his teammates to headbutt him. I'm sure they'll be happy to oblige :o