Pork Chops
Prompt: #45, Pork Chops
Author: lunafish
Wizard: Snape
Rating: G
Looking at the masked figures closing in around them, Luna frowned.
“We’re not going to make it, are we, sir?”
“I’m afraid not, Miss Lovegood.”
The uncharacteristically gentle voice of her former professor emboldened her. “If we do somehow escape, promise me something.”
Snape raised his wand to make his last stand and snapped, “What?”
Raising her own wand, Luna answered seriously, “Have dinner with me.”
Suppressing his wonder, the thrice-turned traitor sneered, “What are you serving?”
“Pork Chops?”
Suddenly feeling the wards fall, Snape grabbed her. His voice dripped disdain as they Apparated away. “I prefer lamb.”
Luna smiled.
Author: lunafish
Wizard: Snape
Rating: G
Looking at the masked figures closing in around them, Luna frowned.
“We’re not going to make it, are we, sir?”
“I’m afraid not, Miss Lovegood.”
The uncharacteristically gentle voice of her former professor emboldened her. “If we do somehow escape, promise me something.”
Snape raised his wand to make his last stand and snapped, “What?”
Raising her own wand, Luna answered seriously, “Have dinner with me.”
Suppressing his wonder, the thrice-turned traitor sneered, “What are you serving?”
“Pork Chops?”
Suddenly feeling the wards fall, Snape grabbed her. His voice dripped disdain as they Apparated away. “I prefer lamb.”
Luna smiled.