River Tam’s diary
Title: River Tam’s Diary
Author: Romanceguru
Disclaimer: Joss is boss and Helen Fielding is a Goddess.
Rating: Pg-13
Pairing: Pre-Rayne
Summary: From the sweet, disillusioned mind of River Tam, Bridget Jones style.
Notes: Derived from the film BJD, and the following installments from the books.
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Dairy of River Tam
Assassin & lunatic
~Sunday, March 3rd 2517
Incoherent ramblings 4
Private thoughts read 26
Day’s off medication 15
I resolve to be less digressive and speak in complete sentences.
Secondly, will try to abstain from reading crewmates thoughts, especially those more intimate in nature.
*Note to self, look up the proper function of bondage.
Equally important, find a sagacious man who has no problem with a cracked girl who knows the location of all 107 vital points on the human body, and can employ a fatal strike with deadly efficacy.
*Must remember not to bring that up during dinner. Still working on
appropriate dinner conversation topics, apparently transcription
of mortality is not wildly popular.
Will not fall for any of theses attributes in the male species: Narcissist’s, workaholics, commitment-phobes, mama’s boys, psychopaths, megalomaniacs, or perfidious sex addicts.
Moreover, will NOT fantasize about a particular mercenary who embodies all of these things.
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