Episode ★ 5 ★

[coloneloftruth]

TONIGHT on the Report...

A special complete coverage of the rp_anon_meme. Me, myself, and I tell it like it is without hiding behind the lack of a username and IP address. Because that is all the opinion you need. (Jon Stewart will be here too

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[coloneloftruth]

FIRST!

[stewartlittle]

FUCK.

[coloneloftruth]

You snooze, you lose.

[stewartlittle]

Next time, my friend. I'll give up my entire afternoon to steal the first comment.

[muchadomessages]

Good Sir Colbert:

The learned roleplayers among our numbers were quite disappointed indeed to learn that our efforts to bring the good Bard's works to the masses have gone without recognition.

We do pray that you recognize our valiant efforts in the future.

Signed,

Your most gracious Messenger.

[lightning_larx]

That was the best part.

[wegoplayhoop]

You uh, you know Stephen, I think people like you make the rest of America a little less butthurt, every day. God bless.

[coloneloftruth]

Saving the butts of America is a job I take with pride.

[anonymous]

Anonymous is legion.

[coloneloftruth]

A legion under what? Nothing if it's anonymous!

[sailorsanrio]

So, Mr. Stewart. I do believe I found Stormy in that picture you posted. Do I get something for it, or is the satisfaction that I found him enough? :D

[stewartlittle]

Unfortunately, unlike the original game, Where's Waldo, wherein finding Waldo gives you a rush of victorious satisfaction, finding Stormy anywhere will only reward you a whole load of Creepy attached to a flaming douchebag.

Don't believe me? When I first played Where's Stormy, I came across this:

[sailorsanrio]

:( I have to hide my boobs now.

[stewartlittle]

Luckily for you, he has been cockblocked from many places already. You have little to fear.