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Feb 02, 2009 23:14

[Jack Bauer-- with a nametag that reads Jimmy-- wakes up in a bed. Immediately he jumps to his feet, his hand going to his waist-holster where his gun is.

There is no gun.

Nor is there a holster.]

DAMMIT!

Where the hell am I?

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tripledingly February 3 2009, 04:46:26 UTC

I believe ze huma-
...
An insane asylum.

houredingly February 3 2009, 05:19:42 UTC

You!

[He walks fast paced towards the man.]

Is this your fault?!

tripledingly February 3 2009, 05:21:20 UTC

[holy shit this human's mad at him and damn they're scary when they're that big]

No!

houredingly February 3 2009, 05:27:42 UTC

Then who's fault is it?!

tripledingly February 3 2009, 05:30:06 UTC

I DON'T KNOW
BUT VHEN I FIND ZEM I AM GOING TO POUND ZEM INTO SCRAP

houredingly February 3 2009, 05:32:19 UTC

Are you a special agent sent from the FBI?

tripledingly February 3 2009, 05:32:55 UTC

No, I am insane!

tripledingly February 3 2009, 05:34:18 UTC

I am either a man suffering from delusions and severe dissociative identity disorder, or a million year old space robot who has been turned into a human.

Zat said, if ze latter is true, I am a Decepticon soldier. Or somezing.

that first icon is all kinds of amazing houredingly February 3 2009, 05:38:11 UTC

[Jack Bauer starts to think that this man won't be able to help him at all.]

Decepticon soldier? Are you from an underground group? Like the Black Ops?

<3 jim carrey is all kinds of amazing, though I miss my robot icons. tripledingly February 3 2009, 05:39:50 UTC

[Jack Bauer would be correct in that assessment.]

You... could say that.

[okay really they're terrorists and rebels. but this human doesn't need to know that.]

houredingly February 3 2009, 05:42:20 UTC

I'm Special Agent Jack Bauer from Counter Terrorist Unit. I don't know why I'm here, or how I even got here, but I think that we need to find out who is behind this.

1/3 tripledingly February 3 2009, 05:43:24 UTC

[oh yeah. definitely not the time to mention the terrorism thing.]

I agree.

2/3 tripledingly February 3 2009, 05:44:38 UTC

IT IS A MYSTERY. And normally I looove mysteries but in zis case I'd really rather do a cha-cha, but if I do zat ze nurses vill come get me again, so instead I just have to sit here! Except if ve solve ze mystery and find out who is behind zis foolishness!

tripledingly February 3 2009, 05:45:06 UTC

AND ONCE VE HAVE FOUND OUT WHO IS BEHIND ZIS VE VILL CRUSH ZEM!

houredingly February 3 2009, 05:48:07 UTC

[Jack Bauer is starting to think this man, like him, was a Prisoner of War. Or has seen some awful things while in the "Decepticons". Either way, Jack Bauer can understand where he's coming from.]

Calm down. We need to make a plan. They took my holster with my gun, so I don't have any form of weaponry. We might not need it to get out of here though.

tripledingly February 3 2009, 05:50:02 UTC

[The former, maybe not; the latter would explain a lot.]

Indeed. I do not seem to have access to my transf- weapons either.

Vhat do you suggest?

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