RETURNING GODDAMN VICTORIOUS. Also, spellcheck hates me now.

Apr 16, 2011 18:18

[Itz probs a lil bit hard 2 recognise Poland The Dark Kingdom of Shadow-wriath Nitemarre. Bcoz he haz a teribble sekret ( Read more... )

axis powers hetalia: poland

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toweredingly April 16 2011, 22:45:34 UTC
[Roland Werewolf wuz sittin in the shade cos hes a vampire and he doesnt like the sun. He was looking sad and slitting his wrists with a knife while he cried tears of blood that made his eyeliner go all runny (a/n: alot of people hav been sayin dis is offensive if u think this csual attitude to self-harm is offensive GTFO U PREP). He was sad because his family wuz ded and he wuz a freakish vampire ninja pirate werewolf goth gunslinger but he wos hawt anywayz lol. He looked kind of like Frank iero (a/n: if u dont no who that is join the club GTFO) and he woz wearin a black shirt made of fishnet and black jeans and big black boots and he had guns on his belt because he was a fukkin bamf ok?]

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liekomgedingly April 16 2011, 23:18:37 UTC
[seein Werewolf cut himself (a/n its not offenseive ppl its how dey deal w/ da darkness of there souls OKAY!!!!!1) reminded Shadow-wriath of da pain in his dark soul and so he start cryin tears of blood 2]

hey Werewolf whats up [he ask depressingly]

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toweredingly April 16 2011, 23:27:41 UTC
[Werewolf lookd up and da dark tears of blood were makin his blue eyes all drak and soulful]

Nothing I wuz just thinkin [he sed sexily]

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liekomgedingly April 16 2011, 23:56:54 UTC
[Shadow-wriath noded] Dats kewl [he sed]

about whut?

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the_desk April 16 2011, 22:47:01 UTC
[and den somethin bumped into shadowraith nitemrae. it wuz....................................................................................................................................................]

[....................................................................................................................................]

[........................THE DESK]

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liekomgedingly April 16 2011, 23:20:14 UTC
OMG!

[shotted Shadowriath Nitemarre! but it was ok bcoz he knew da desk wuz a Slythin liek him]

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the_desk April 16 2011, 23:41:38 UTC
[Da desk waved a leg at shadoraith nightmeer then rote on teh ground]

"HAVE U GOT ANY BLACK LIPSTIK?"

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liekomgedingly April 16 2011, 23:58:00 UTC
whut do u think i am, some stupid PREP?!?!?!!?!?

uv cours i got blak lipstick here u go

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belovedingly April 18 2011, 23:36:04 UTC
[Ivroy Mnason just got out of his/her coffin n is ttly not waring any makeup at all except blak eyeliner and black lipstick n mascars and eyeshado and white foundation even though she ttly dusn't need it because shes liek soooooooooooooo pale bcuz shes albino]

OH MY FUKING SATAN U LUK KAWAIIIII BITHC!!!!!!1!!!111!!!!

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I can't figure out which part of that was the most amazing, but I think it's probably the icon. liekomgedingly April 18 2011, 23:42:16 UTC
[it was Shadow-wriat's bff Ivroy!! he smiled goffickly]

lol thanks, u look totally kawaii too!

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Ahaha it is too sparkly and speshul NOT to use ALL THE TIME in MI world belovedingly April 18 2011, 23:45:34 UTC
so liek are you goin 2 dat GC n MCR concrete in hogfather? [I roy asked depressingly]

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It is a thing of beauty. Also, Hogfather? XDDDD liekomgedingly April 18 2011, 23:47:52 UTC
omg of curse I am! (A/N: geddit cause hese goffik??)

ud haf to be a fukkin prep not to go rite?!

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SO YEAH I TTLY MISSED YOU SO HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA bulliedingly April 19 2011, 00:23:27 UTC
[Dere wuz a ttly sexxxeh goff standin by da gate 2 Hogwurst who looked like a pentagram (geddit cuz im goffik) between a small nation in the Baltic and this guys yes I expended more effort on that image than this tl;dr post]

[It wuz...............................................................................Liet Darkness Satin Genocide War he had blak hair wif red streeks n red eyes n pale skin like a varmpire n his red eyes were full of limpid tears of red like pools of blood bcuz his life wuz ttly depressing, he used 2 hav dis bf called ivan who wuz ttly abusive and mean 2 him and beat him n raped him n made him dress liek a prep bcuz he was so evil like voldremort (A/N c is dat stoopid dis is SRS BZNS GAIZ) but he ttly broke up wiv ivan bcuz he was soooooooooooo in luv with Shadow-hedgehog even tho he new he had been a prep b4 n bcuz hiz lief wuz so depressin he became a goff and da hat sorted him into slitherin. Darkness was a transfer student from transilvania which is in Lithuania and nobody new he had been a prep when hed ( ... )

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OH GOD AYU THAT RECOLOR... Also I missed the Hell out of you, too bb liekomgedingly April 19 2011, 00:36:29 UTC
hey darkness wuts up [said sHadow-wriath depressedly. darkness uas crying tears of bloof adn it reminded shadow-wriath of that PREP BITCH ivan and how he used to rape dakness and also sometimes ivan raped him to and he strated to cry to so they were crying togetha]

[darkness wuz da only 1 who understod the despar of his sole]

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YOU LOVE ME did you see what I did to Mina? 8D bulliedingly April 19 2011, 01:13:25 UTC
[dat made darkness even more depresed so he cryed harder n began 2 slit his rists bcuz he hated 2 c shadow-Wraith so sad so he kised him]

hey want 2 hang out?

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I DO and I did <3 liekomgedingly April 19 2011, 01:19:12 UTC
omg u fukkin know it

[he kissed him again adn started to make out keenly w/ him against a tree]

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