most of this will be in the comments, rofl

[kreuzedingly]

[Prussia is fluffing up his feathers when a thought comes to him, out of the blue.]

Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome...
I don't necessarily need to be on this branch.
...I'm gonna keep the wings, though.

Motherfucker, I'm awesome!

Comments

[detectivedingly]

...Uh. No you're not, dude.

[...SHE DID NOT MEAN TO SAY THAT]

I am too lazy to edit this heavily.

[kreuzedingly]

I'm awesome

1/3 - I LOL'D SO HARD

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