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[mortaledingly]

[This is bad. Really bad. Not only is this place completely terrifying, but Jansen is also completely powerless to defend himself in case running away fails. So far, it's working all right for him. On top of all that, the food is disgusting. He really, really does not like this place

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[zombiedingly]

[ And this is Shaun, peering out from where he's been hiding strategically positioned himself. You look a little strange... but if you're running you PROBABLY aren't dangerous... ]

[ Quietly: ]

Um, are you ok...

[mortaledingly]

[That scares Jansen a bit, 'cause he's totally not expecting someone else to be around. You've even made him jump a bit before he realizes you're just another person!]

Wh-whoa! What the-?!

Oh. Uh, hi. Actually, no, I really don't think I'm doing all right...

[zombiedingly]

Yeah, bit weird here isn't it...

[ POSSIBLY an understatement. ]

[mortaledingly]

A bit? Yeah, I'd say so...

Hey, this is gonna sound kinda funny, but do you remember being anywhere thats, uh, not here?

[toweredingly]

[Why did you think this was a clear spot?]

[It's because there's a sharpshooter in the nearest doorway, occasionally leaning out to shoot an approaching monster square between the eyes. He hasn't missed one yet, but he is starting to run out of bullets. Luckily, he has a practically limitless supply in his gunna, so who cares?]

[No monsters approaching now, though. He steps out from behind Jansen, taking the opportunity to reload]

What isn't?

[mortaledingly]

Yeee-aaaaaagghh!

[That was a shout. Yes. He totally did not see ya there, Roland!]

Where... Where did you come from?

[toweredingly]

[Jabs his right hand (the one with no gun in it) back at the doorway he stepped out of]

'Tis a good spot for hunting from.

[mortaledingly]

Huh, no wonder there wasn't anything around here. Thanks for not shooting me.