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[passionedingly]

[Grell has been out of practice for quite some time now. He was starting to feel in need of a little exercise.

Sooooooo, heaven help the poor person who pops in on Grell, because he's learned how these awesome crayons work, and he's drawn himself up a bunch of moving, squishy, red wax filled people shaped targets for him to hunt torment decimate

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[detectivedingly]

[passionedingly]

[WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is a crayon head sailing past you, Yako]

[detectivedingly]

G-Grell! What are you doing?!

[passionedingly]

Practicing.

[BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Oh some poor target has been chainsawed in half]

[vampedingly]

[This is my 'what the hell is wrong with that person' face]

[passionedingly]

[This is my THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER face]

[vampedingly]

[This is my IS THAT BLOOD OR WHAT CAUSE IF IT IS I'MMA HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH face]

[passionedingly]

[It's wax, take a chill pill]

ICON SAYS IT ALL

[hollowedingly]

INDEED IT DOES

[passionedingly]

[Would Shiro like to heeeelp?]

[hollowedingly]

[HELPING NEVER FELT SO GOOD

WHEEEEEEEEEEE]

[passionedingly]

[DAMN STRAIGHT. Festively decorating everything with crayon entrails BRB please watch out for flying limbs, Shiro, Grell is very, very eager here]

[liekomgedingly]

[If Poland weren't high, all this carnage might just trigger some hardcore freaking out of the "ohgodohgodohgod, stop killing my people stop it stop ohgod so much blood nononono!" variety...]

[GOOD THING HE'S NOT |D THE BLOOD/WAX LOOKS ALL SWIRLY AND RAINBOW AND PRETTY, AND GRELL APPEARS TO BE THE MAGICAL FAIRY PRINCESS SPREADING RAINBOW GOODNESS THROUGH ALL THE LAND!]

Ohmigod, that's like, way nice of you ♥ Haaaail, magic lady~ 'Sup?

[passionedingly]

[Nice? Well that's a first. Normally people flail around and call him crazy and shot at him/try to beat him up/jam the chainsaw and really do beat him up]

...

[Pause for momentary confusion!

Then you get a big old Grell smile]

Glad you agree! [BACK TO WORK]

[liekomgedingly]

[Just smiles benignly, sitting down and playing with a puddle of wax]

...Oh! There are elephants in here? So this is like, some kind of conservation thing? Giving them more habitat! Ahahahaha, totally awesome!

[passionedingly]

[SURE, WHY THE HELL NOT. Might want to duck your head for flying body parts though, they're kind of everywhere]

[hotdoggedingly]

[Zell's face instantly changes from "Yay, I'm having fun!" to "HOLYCRAP IS THAT A CHAINSAW?!"]

Wh-what the hell?! OH MAN, HEY, DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT!

[passionedingly]

[BETTER NOT GET IN THE WAY THAN, ZELL.

WHEEEEEEEE HEE HEE HEE HEE body parts EVERYWHERE]

[hotdoggedingly]

[Definitely staying waaaay far back!]

Is that a leg?!!

[passionedingly]

[Probably! And an arm and a hand and a head]