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[arrogantedingly]

Ok. So I don't mean to sound really crazy but the last thing I remember was dying and, you know, not a fan of dying here! I sort of enjoy the whole breathing thing --

[ TOUCHING AT HIS THROAT which last thing he remembers had SORTA BEEN SLIT when -- whoa -- boobs? ]

[ SMALL NOISE OF PANIC. ]

Oh for gods sake, enough with the mind tricks already!

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[peacockedingly]

[ ... ] You're confused.

[arrogantedingly]

Yes, well maybe thats all a part of being female suddenly!

[peacockedingly]

[ has already adjusted and is wearing a cute dress ]

You just need something more flattering.

[arrogantedingly]

Listen, maybe the sudden hormone rush is clouding your intellect but I'd prefer to stay male, thank you very much!

[himawariedingly]

[Have a very very scared nearly seven feet tall girl with long blond hair running towards you.]

[arrogantedingly]

[ USUALLY BLOND IS HIS THING BUT THIS IS MAKING HIM NERVOUS ]

Um...

[himawariedingly]

[She isn't looking forward but gazing over her shoulder half the time, so she'll directly crash into you if you don't dodge, dude.]

[arrogantedingly]

[ As much as I'd love to have her bounce off his personal shield, SURVIVAL INSTINCTS ARE STRONG IN THIS ONE. Dodges out the way last minute, trying to work out what you're running from and if he should run too |: ]

Um, what are we --

[ ... running from? ]

[actressedingly]

Wait-- you died too? Who are you?

[ weird stare. ]

I'd find him female icons, but I don't think I can handle the trauma

[arrogantedingly]

Dr McKay! You know, the crazy one!

i don't blame you. i had to wade through a thousand OMG EDWARD CULLEN~~~ icons for this one. :(

[actressedingly]

The cute one?

...Why are you dressed as a woman? I never took you as that kind of guy!

[ creeped out. ]

Hey, you still dazzle me~~

[arrogantedingly]

What? Listen, this is not by choice you know! I did not choose to have --

[ Grabs boobs to explain. LETS GO AGAIN WTF BOOBS. Gestures helplessly |: ]

I am not a crossdresser!

[toppedingly]

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to please calm down.

[arrogantedingly]

I am calm!