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[Jack Bauer feels that being a vampire is all to familiar for some odd reason. He's really trying his best to hold himself back from attacking a random civilian on the street and taking their blood.
So, like most other people, he's sitting on the steps of a cathedral, thinking of a good way to fuel this annoying pang in his stomach.]
So, like most other people, he's sitting on the steps of a cathedral, thinking of a good way to fuel this annoying pang in his stomach.]
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[APPARENTLY he tried to drink the blood of some humans, and that went pretty well, though in his case it was a matter of biting their heads off and draining them]
[Except]
[seems like blood just isn't doing it for him]
[APPARENTLY giant robot vampires need to drink the delicious fluids of other giant robots.]
[This isn't looking good, since there are no giant robots except Starscream, and Starscream is also a vampire which, as everyone knows, won't work.]
[So Blitzwing is sitting here too, hoping that this city has robots, and wondering if maybe he can just. Chew on a waterwheel and pretend it's a robot.]
[Or a windmill. Maybe windmills would work.]
[Pulleys?]
[CARTS?!]
[engine whirr which sounds like a sigh]
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You're a...
[He groans just a little.]
...vampire, too?
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How zat vorks I have no idea.
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