Wherein Rojir has invented a new term...

[rojir]

You're all familiar with *head desk* Where someone pounds their head against the desk in frustration.

I'm going with *head woodchipper.*

Comments

[kaytilake]

no, no, we *like* you!

[rojir]

And that is certainly appreciated. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

[autumnsfire]

No woodchipper!

Your wife! Think of your lovely wife!

[famularo]

Woodchippers hurt. A lot.

[auroracita]

Freeze your head first. It'll make less of a mess for Megs to clean up later.

[fallenalbatross]

I saw a frozen pig go through a wood chipper once. The police had found little cubes of a woman's body and they needed to match the cut markings to the wood chipper that made them in order to catch the murderer.
I didn't eat pork for a year.