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[roisnoir]

So, I read. A lot

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The problem, my dear, with gentile behaviour, s that it's not viscous enough.

[learnteach]

After all, they did invent the phrase "Missionary Position.". So when you want a lover to ooze all over you, to rub you until your meniscus inverts, to titrate your desires with their lips until the find the secret hidden ones--the desires that you can't even speak of to your coven leader--you want a lover to flow over you like warm oil, a viscous envelopement--the upright white asshole tight Protestent right are not the ones to give you this.

Re: The problem, my dear, with gentile behaviour, s that it's not viscous enough.

[roisnoir]

*sporfle*
You win.

NOBODY has been able to make me snarf since the early 90s, but I have just anointed my tablet with Mountain Dew. My nose may never forgive you, but the rest of me has the giggles in the best way possible.

Re: The problem, my dear, with gentile behaviour, s that it's not viscous enough.

[learnteach]

Rereading it, I missed a chance:

finish the whole thing with "in the night."

Ah, victory dance for me. Sometime soon, I'll come up and we can take tea.