Family meeting: Not filtered cause Mukuro doesn't actually give a shit

[rogue_pineapple]

Among my various responsibilities, I consider it important that I continually harass, pester and creep out the Vongola. Keeps dear Tsunayoshi on his toes, and that little twerp needs it, as far as I'm concerned or the mafia reality will eat him alive. How he still manages to stay so innocent is beyond me. Perhaps his future self is a little tougher

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[ohmytenth]

[Gokudera hears you, Mukuro.

But as he is a combination of pissed and worried about the Tenth, he will not be responding. Good thing too, he is not in the mood.]

[rogue_pineapple]

I can hear you breathing.

[ohmytenth]

...there are a lot of things I want to do to Byakuran right now.

But I won't, until I hear from the Tenth.

[rogue_pineapple]

I'm impressed at your show of wisdom.

I, however, will do whatever I please with Byakuran.

[have_your_lives]

Oh? Do we have a mafia presence at Mayfield? This is the first I've heard of it.

You all may not be doing your jobs very well.

[rogue_pineapple]

I've already murdered eight people, don't give me that.

It's not my fault they come back to life.

[have_your_lives]

And yet I've still never heard of you. Maybe you're just not very good at it.

[rogue_pineapple]

Kufufu. If you're trying to insult me, you've failed.

Don't associate me with their weak little family.

[thief_of_truth]

[There's a lot wrong with what Kay just heard, and only really one thing she can think of to say about all of it. So many questions, so much confusion.]

"What?"

[rogue_pineapple]

Oya? If it's not Yamamoto's sweetheart.

How are you?

[thief_of_truth]

Confused! What happened? Who showed up? Is he the one that killed Tsukiko?

[rogue_pineapple]

No, it's not his style.

As for the man who showed up.... I won't let you worry about that.

[perfektsymmetry]

[Sup not!bro, someone's heard your phone conversation during one of those rare times he's home. And he's heard a lot of confusing and concerning things in what you just said.]

...what was that about the mafia?

[rogue_pineapple]

Oh, nothing much. [innocent smile as he hangs up]

Saw a great movie at the theatre this weekend with my date. It was about the mafia.

[perfektsymmetry]

You honestly think I'm that stupid? You said someone was dead. Who did you kill this time?

[rogue_pineapple]

Our not!parents. Fortunately, they stayed dead this time. I buried them in the backyard.

Wanna exhume some corpses? It's a great family bonding activity.

[wizardoftheweek]

Most hated enemy?

[rogue_pineapple]

Enemy is a little too strong and rival is a little too soft.

[wizardoftheweek]

And yet you use the term "most hated enemy" regardless.

[rogue_pineapple]

Suggest something then, if you wield a thesaurus.