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[nectarousness]

maybe hes reading his whorescopes

[tourdefierce]

you totally know he's on the phone with someone:

"WHAT DOES THIS EVEN SAY?"

"Chris, you need new contacts. You're pathetic."

"AHH."

[roflolmaomg]

"no, seriously, zach, why on earth would there be a weasel outbreak in l.a. i mean, what, are they keeping them locked up somewhere and it's just now they've begun the furry riot?"

"...that says measel outbreak."

[ninfomana]

Fic or it never happened.

[sequinedfairy]

oh god, he looks like this boy in my school when he tries to read.

(this boy in my school is INCREDIBLY STUPID, for the record. oh captain fine, you are not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?)