LAW: Little Red Hen, "Legally Blonde," U.S. Law

Nov 02, 2005 02:34

I never really had time to think about this last year. I was so busy chasing after bad people and trying to put out forest fires that I never really got a chance to sit down and think about what I wanted to do to help the world.

I didn't think about it because I had a whole bunch of things piled on my plate that I had to take care of. It's only now that things are finally starting to settle down now. It's reaching that point where you don't need to prove anything to anyone anymore.

Last year:
  1. Clearing my name was a big deal
  2. Proving to isabellaval that the Psychic Phenomenon was real was a big deal
  3. Same with grue23, celticblissy, and a whole bunch of people
  4. Getting in touch with isabellaval thinking I'd have to train her on how to use her Psychic Abilities was such a priority.
Now that I realize that Isabella wasn't needed and I've made peace with not having to really tell anyone else about it, there's no longer any urgency. My time is now more my own. I'm not accountable to anyone.

No one can ever fault me for not trying hard enough to get in touch with Isabella, Erin, Sky, and Charlie. I didn't cheat them out of anything. I gave them REPEATED notices about this stuff. However, they all thought it was a bunch of crap.

That being said, they ceded over their claims and the Statute of Limitations has been exceeded anyway. That's why it was actually to my benefit that they banned me. It's documented by LJ and so no one can ever accuse me of trying to hoard all the Power and refusing to share.

I tried to show it to grue23, isabellaval, and everyone else, but they didn't believe it either.

This is where we come back to that scene in "Legally Blonde" that I posted 6/8/2004 where Werner is trying to make a case that it's a parent's right to visit their kid any time they see fit. It's referring to who has custody or control over the God Software Program that governs over the Planet.

That's why you'll always find me saying, "Okay, fine. Don't believe me then. Just don't come crying to me when you don't like any of the decisions I make and they affect you. You ceded control over to me when you chose to believe that it didn't exist."

That's why you see this Loophole with all the Indian Reservations (IR) that are able to have Casinos built on their land without being subject to U.S. Law. They U.S. was trying to get rid of Native-Americans. So they wrote bad contract agreements that were upheld in the U.S. Court System.

The people of the U.S. were complaining about those contracts given to the Native-Americans, but that was the deal that the U.S. made. It's the same thing in my case as IR. I've got Indian Reservations all over the place that give me access and where I'm not subject to U.S. Law in the Psychic Realm that applies to other people.

The Planet was very sneaky and inserted all the most important legal proceedings in famous movies and quotes that was seen and remembered by audiences. That way, when you cite references to it, few can dispute it or claim it doesn't exist because most of the people watched that famous movie.

It's funny because the sexual debate that Caesar and Mary is similar to a scene in "Legally Blonde." It's one of Mary's power movies because it's totally pink. The character Elle Woods wears a lot of pink :).

WERNER: Well, according to Sweeney vs. Newbert, Sweeney, who was also a private sperm donor, was allowed visitation rights as long as he came to terms with the hours set forth by the parents. So if we're sticking to past precedent, I mean Mr. Lattimer wasn't stalking. He was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation.

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: But Sweeney was a one-time sperm donor, and in our case the defendant was an habitual sperm donor, who also happens to be harassing the parents in his quest for visitation.

WERNER: Well, yeah, but without this man's sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist.

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

Elle slowly raises her hand timidly.

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: Yes, Ms. Woods?

ELLE: Although Mr. Huntington, makes an excellent point, I have to wonder if the defendant kept a thorough record of every sperm emission made throughout his life.

The class snickers at her.

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: Interesting. Why do you ask?

ELLE: Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every single one-night stand to determine if a child resulted in this union, he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now? Why this sperm?

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: I see your point.

ELLE: And for that matter, all masturbatory emissions where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment.

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: I believe you've just won your case.That point being made is in reference to the following people:
  1. isabellaval
  2. erinsfantasy
  3. sensualsky
  4. baycityblues
  5. Davis
  6. Everyone I ever told about this and asked for help
If anyone attempts to claim credit and say, "Well, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be where you are today," I can point to this scene in the movie. I know that when the time comes, people will realize that I wasn't kidding about the Psychic Phenomenon I observed.

When they try to reseearch the origin of this God Software Program, they'll notice some people were involved and where some ideas were cultivated, but when it came to who put all the clues together and raised the "child" and brought it into the world, it was solely me. Nobody else believed in it. So they voluntarily gave up any claim to it.

In fact, in some cases, the people whom I tried to show and get involved in it, not only turned their backs on me but were insulting about it and made my life harder.

That's where we come back to the story of the Little Red Hen that my stepdad told me about. It's where the Little Red Hen went to each of the livestock on the farm and asked if they would help the Little Red Hen bake a pie.

All the animals shook their head and didn't want to do any of the work. So the Little Red Hen was forced to make the pie on her own. She came back to all the livestock that refused to help her and asked, "Who wants some of the pie?"

Suddenly, all the livestock said they each wanted a piece. The Little Red Hen the said, "Too bad. It's all for me!"

It's the same thing with me. Everyone has made it clear they didn't want to have any part of what I was telling them. It all just sounded Greek or like some farfetched fantasy. They shunned me. So I was left to "bake the pie" or do it all by myself.

That's why when it comes to ownership, no one else can stake claim to owning any portion of it because when I offered, it got turned down. So when it comes to decision-making, it's solely mine. Everyone else gave up their right to have a say.

After the class is dismissed.

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: Ms. Woods, you did well today.

ELLE: Really?

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: You're applying for my internship, aren't you?

ELLE: I don't know.

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: Well you should. You have a resume?

ELLE: Yes, i do. Um... Here it is.

Elle hands her resume to Professor Callahan.

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: (furrowing his brow) It's pink...

ELLE: Oh! And it's scented. I think it gives it a little something extra. Don't you think?

Professor Callahan just stares at her.

ELLE: Okay, well see you next class!

Elle walks off.

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, "I think I'll go to law school today."[ The Total Can-Do Attitude ]

EMMETT: Well, that lapse in judgment aside, I think she's got a lot of potential. Here's the Windham file.

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: Smell this.

Emmett sniffs Elle's resume.

EMMETT: What's that?

PROFESSOR CALLAHAN: It's her resume.

Professor Callahan smells it again.

EMMETT: It smells good.

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