I Will Go Down With This Ship:Chapter Eleven
Summary:Everyone in the class will be assigned a pen pal in another country and will have to write letters back and forth to them for at least a month. Whether the student would like to continue writing/communicating with their "pal" is up to them. The purpose of this assignment is to have a broader understanding of different cultures and to show that in a world of technology, a single letter may still have a lot of effect in one's life.
Disclaimer: Hmm. Someone seems quite sure of himself. My "hybrid" accent says it isn't sure if it believes you and might marry the Scot anyway. ;) I only own Sam, no other humans, at the moment. Title goes to White Flag-Dido, Cut to Rollin Over-Skinny Lister :D
A/N: At The End :-)
Masterpost
Dear Favourite Person In The World/My Sex Slave,
Oh My God Lexy. You are definitely getting a present now. It is going to be the best present in the history of presents, ever. And that's not just because I'm giving it to you! But I still can't wait for my present. I told everyone that my pen pal is sending me a present and they're all jealous because they aren't getting one from their pen pals! HAHA THEY ALL SUCK COCK....They may think that your present is pictures of your dick though...but I have no idea where they got that crazy idea!
WHOA WHOA WHOA. WHAT?! WHATTTTT!? YOU. ARE. MOVING. TO. BALTIMORE?!?!!?!?!? THAT IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!! Remember when I said I'd never do a celebratory dance ever again? Well, FUCK THAT! ...Okay, maybe I actually shouldn't do celebratory dances again...all this broken furniture is going to get me grounded for life...I still think my parents put things in my way on purpose because they hate me and love yelling at me. Pout. But, it's okay because MY ALEX IS MOVING TO BALTIMORE!!!
Don't worry about the guitar thing. I will get a guitar. There's this white Fender in a music shop window in town and she will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine. I don't know how yet, but I will have it and then we'll meet and then we'll form a band and get all the sexy boys in the world and we'll be rich and everything will be fucking perfect! I just know it!
Oh Lexy, don't be silly! Of course my Sam isn't the same douche that beat you up! Sam is awesome! Don't worry about it! You and Sam are going to be best friends and he's going to be one of the band guys in our sexeriffic band and everyone will love us! I mean, America is a giant country! One of the biggest in the world! Well, I think so, I mean, it's the greatest country in the world so it has to be one of the biggest too, right? But yeah, Sam is probably in Texas or something like I said in my last letter, don't stress bro!
Psh, I told you I was a sexy mother fucker! You should have believed me when I said that everyone wanted me for my body! That's why I can't keep people away from me. But, I mean you're much sexier! I'm like a ten, but you're like, a one million! And you said that photo was just you on a bad day? Fuck, I can't even imagine what you look like on a good day! Wow. I actully really shouldn't because damn.
Love you Lexysex!
Your True Love, Jackaroo! Xoxoxoxoxo
xxxxxx
A/N: Don't hate me for the suckiness of this chapter. Callum said it was fine, but I still think it's not the best. :/ But yeah, apparently we're doing Christmas and New Years chapters as well! I'm excited for them! Thanks for reading Sex Kittens! :)
PS. Anyone that spots the Wayne's World reference gets all my love! ;)
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